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by A Dirty Old Jack
Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:18 pm
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Can We Donate Our Dead Bodies to Christ's Hospital?
Replies: 13
Views: 880

Re: Can We Donate Our Dead Bodies to Christ's Hospital?

Didn't Dave By The sea pass away, like Richard Ruck? Or am I confusing him with someone else? It would certainly explain why John Rutley couldn't locate his post.

Definitely put my name down for a grave in the bird sanctuary though.
by A Dirty Old Jack
Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:37 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Changing usage
Replies: 2
Views: 600

Re: Changing usage

Does the term "a jack" still mean what it used to mean? Or have I been phased out?
by A Dirty Old Jack
Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:21 pm
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: What Were You Useless At?
Replies: 34
Views: 3528

Re: What Were You Useless At?

It's quite true. John Rutley was the only boy at CH with tattooed ears.
by A Dirty Old Jack
Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:08 pm
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Sunday Half-Hour BBC2 15th July 2012
Replies: 2
Views: 722

Re: Sunday Half-Hour BBC2 15th July 2012

That would've been me, Angela.

She 'ad a lovely bum, that Dot West. Phwooaarrrr.
by A Dirty Old Jack
Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:11 pm
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Happy birthday JR!
Replies: 13
Views: 816

Re: Happy birthday JR!

Disgraceful.
by A Dirty Old Jack
Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:53 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Mallett's Mallet
Replies: 32971
Views: 491852

Re: Mallett's Mallet

'Craven A'
by A Dirty Old Jack
Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:39 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Happi Birfdae - Dirty Old Jack ?
Replies: 16
Views: 1300

Re: Happi Birfdae - Dirty Old Jack ?

I've only just seen this, I'm very much afraid to say. How am I? A year older, with a kettle that's a bit more battered than it was and a hotplate that's had quite a lot of canned soup spilt on it since Feb 2010. Never eat toast in bed, by the way, the bed fills up with crumbs and you get marmalade ...
by A Dirty Old Jack
Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:04 pm
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Happi Birfdae - Dirty Old Jack ?
Replies: 16
Views: 1300

Re: Happi Birfdae - Dirty Old Jack ?

No, really, old dog just about sums me up. Thanks for noticing that I exist and have a birthday. I'll be spending it lying low in my executive bedsitter. For a long time I thought I'd see out my life in Arlington House, but no, I climbed up a rung three years ago and now have my own sink, kettle and...
by A Dirty Old Jack
Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:02 pm
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Should Christ's Hospital Stop Being a Faith School?
Replies: 132
Views: 8724

Re: Should Christ’s Hospital Stop Being a Faith School?

J.R. wrote:I read a broad spectrum of papers....
'E only reads the Daily Sport, that John Rutley does.

I knows because I delivers it to 'is hexecutive residence, I does.

Me career has not progressed at the rate what I had 'oped.
by A Dirty Old Jack
Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:22 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: 'K.O' and Crushes at Hertford
Replies: 125
Views: 8722

True, people like to say/pretend that everyone goes through a homesexual phase during their teens (to a greater or lesser extent) - but I can't honestly say I ever did. And as for having a secret crush on athletic types, I thought they were a bunch of idiots. (Imagine ploughing all that effort and e...
by A Dirty Old Jack
Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:42 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: 'K.O' and Crushes at Hertford
Replies: 125
Views: 8722

Reverting to the original subject of this thread. Can any female person here comment on what exactly is going on in the head of a schoolgirl who has a bona fide crush on another schoolgirl? That's to say, is it admiration (of character, appearance, perceived cool or whatever)? Is it a form of physic...
by A Dirty Old Jack
Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:23 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Did anyone see...
Replies: 122
Views: 13942

That boil on my arse is really killing me this morning. Absolute murder, it is. I blame that weird waxy-tasting porridge they used to give us at CH - or maybe it was to do with getting my bum pinched in the tiny gap between two abutting dayroom benches whilst watching TV on a saturday evening. (The ...
by A Dirty Old Jack
Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:54 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Did anyone see...
Replies: 122
Views: 13942

I blame CH for everything, especially the boil on my arse.
by A Dirty Old Jack
Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:45 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Penguin-Bashers: Did They Really Exist or Were They a Myth?
Replies: 79
Views: 8198

Was it Ron Lorimer?
by A Dirty Old Jack
Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:50 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Seriously Non-PC Terminology at CH
Replies: 214
Views: 16370

Real men don't join the Masons - only the narrow-horizon, local councillor types who only think in terms of boosting their status as big fish in small ponds. As for Tories being big on fruity behaviour, I give you Steven Milligan MP, what accidentally strangled himself with a pair of tights whilst w...