Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab compan...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck -- I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt. -- "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss as...

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Hahaha... I know a few stories like that "Never" had the police at my house... *ahem*

*blames sister entirely*

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