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by J.R.
Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:55 pm
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

Subject: Understanding Engineers Understanding Engineers - Take One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike ?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful wo...
by J.R.
Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:49 pm
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

J.R., I hope that you're not suggesting that Julian is an effeminate name?!?!? Made me laugh, anyway. One of my mates is a fireman - he has to put up with inordinate amount of jokes about helmets and hosepipes.... Actually, would I be right in assuming that the names are taken from 'Round the Horne...
by J.R.
Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:48 pm
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: The Christ's Hospital Blog
Replies: 77
Views: 7236

I think the general idea is we meet and park at the Bax for a Council of War, then casually stroll into school.

More details nearer the date ???
by J.R.
Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:29 pm
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

Two rather effeminate males return home in the early hours after a good night out. Julian says to Sandy, "Open the front door, then !" Sandy, "I haven't got the key - You Have !" After establishing the neither of them has a front door key, they find an extendable ladder leaning against next doors sh...
by J.R.
Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:07 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

Sorry ! A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surger...
by J.R.
Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:02 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

The Music Tree ! While walking through the Northern California woods a man came up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing ?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "Yo...
by J.R.
Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:24 pm
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

The Hammer !! A man is in court for murder and the judge says, ''You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.'' Then a voice at the back of the court says, ''You b******.'' The judge continues, ''You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer.'' Again the v...
by J.R.
Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:20 pm
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: The Christ's Hospital Blog
Replies: 77
Views: 7236

Thanks for the update, Julian.

I'm afraid this all 'smacks' of 'Big Brother' ! (No ! Not the T.V. programme.)

I appreciate there is the aspect of child protection, but..................

I feel a meeting at The Bax coming on in July ?
by J.R.
Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:55 pm
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: The Christ's Hospital Blog
Replies: 77
Views: 7236

So it's Julian at Horsham and Sir Bob Geldof at Gleneagles later for the G8.

Special Branch WILL be busy this year !!

As some wise old wag once said, 'The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword !"
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:43 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: The Christ's Hospital Blog
Replies: 77
Views: 7236

We'll just have to wait and see for just how long FREEDOM OF SPEECH survives !
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:14 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: The Christ's Hospital Blog
Replies: 77
Views: 7236

It all depends on the amount of IT experience the poster has ! In most forums, the Moderator has the ability to trace the posters ISP identification number, and then is half way there, so to speak. In the good old days of 'hacking', one had to run through two or three almost untraceable ISP's, but I...
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:05 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

Cured ! A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more ! Can you he-he-help me ?" The doctor answers "Well, I'll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cur...
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:03 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

"He Said - She Said !" He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you ? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight ? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and f@r...
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:01 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

Eight Words With Two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION ...
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:00 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 164114

OK Then ! Lets try this one ! ________________________ A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The...