Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

Okay here we go: -

Tidars Slippers
Douch Yogurt
Ticuntet Cigarette
Turdy Curry (pretty apt really)

These are just some of the great kiddie sayings

And there was me thinking you are a kick ass kinda girl cj afraid of nothing!

Nice one cj

It does make you wonder what is under the counter in the tuck shop?

Good god, Ratty James, I had forgotten all about him. A very strange man, I got on with him well outside the class room. In it, he turned into Attila the Hun

Okay Richard, this is driving me nuts..........
What happened to Ubi? I leave the school and he is our housemaster, then the next year he isn't anymore!
And what the hell was my arch nemesis Mr Plumley doing at Mid B ?????

Well since you have a degree in English, perhaps you could teach English? or become a PE teacher. You can chase me around the gym anytime

Well it certainly funded the next few trips to Horsham!

Come on Mary lets go back together and cause some chaos!

We have just resurrected it on another forum

If a chicken crossed the road would that be poultry in motion?

There was a problem but I think I have just fixed it so enjoy folks

Just after I left CH, I was paid in the holidays to go around the grounds shooting pigeons with air rifles!
That has to be one of the oddest jobs done at the school.

You know, I spent 5 years wondering around CH trying to find out just what it was that made public schools so alien and so inneed of hatred and distrust by the masses. Everyone I knew in North London dumped me when I went to the school. I never understood why, I don't remember growing a set of horns...

Long posts are getting cut up?