Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

All the Hertford posts are because I have sent Julian's invitation email to everyone on the Christ's Hospital Girls'School section on Friends Reunited. He had only sent it to the Horsham section and we thought that more women might join if the invitation came from a fellow Old Girl . Isn't that a c...

Your last post brings back memories, John.

I recall an Irish student who was a bit weird to say the least. I think his name was McGarry (?). He could hold his breath for ages and this stunt sounds like one of his. He could have been the guy you mention !

Does all this talk of Uni bars explain Emma-Jane's absence ??

This may be old, but I only saw it for the first time today.



How do you circumsise a Whale ????????








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Send down four skin divers !!!!!

PRICELESS !

AKAP wrote:Thought I had better put a post on, just to show that there are still some old blues on the forum who didn't go to Heartford.

Not even for a quick glimpse, AKAP ??

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat fa...

...... and all this on the morning that George Best died !!

Methinks he would have been proud of you all ! R.I.P.

STOP PRESS . Shares in Andrex Toilet Tissue triple over night ! For an older chap he's on the ball (I'm sure he's seen me buying Immodium somewhere...) J The lines on the visog may be lengthening, and there may be more snow on the roof, but my witty reposte and sarcy one liners are still legendary ...

You may have seen these before, and if so, I agolopise ! Proverbs according to kids A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually do...

Sorry, been away to India for a week so didn't get a chance to reply to this. I was sure I'd posted this before, but obviously not:- Spring/Summer Housey 1999 This is a scan of the Spring/Summer 1999 "Housey!" which outlined the original Master Plan. You can click on some of the images to...

Has to be better than - "Severance of the third vertabra, consistant with juidicial hanging." Why, have they brought it back for making bad taste jokes? Not in my case ! Don't you think it has a lovely medical ring to it ? Actually saw this on a photostat death-certificate recently. Wonde...

Great Plum wrote:I think Emma's OK - heard from her a day or two ago...

Actually studying again ???

Has to be better than -

"Severance of the third vertabra, consistant with juidicial hanging."

Richard Ruck wrote:Using alcohol to increase your post-count.

Talking of which, you've been a bit quiet lately. Busy times?

Oh ! POST-Count !!

For a minute, I was getting worried !

Richard Ruck wrote:Only 35 posts for your buttons, John!

I graduated to a zip, years ago, Richard.

(Another fatuous post to get to the 1,000 !)