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- Richard Ruck
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Oh b*gger, you're right Dave, it's true
My manners have gone up the flue,
From now I must write
All my versified sh*te
In a way that befits an Old Blue
My manners have gone up the flue,
From now I must write
All my versified sh*te
In a way that befits an Old Blue
Last edited by Richard Ruck on Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:51 am, edited 1 time in total.
Ba.A / Mid. B 1972 - 1978
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
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Apologies elegant here
You've written while working, I fear.
But alas you are stuck
With business, Ruck,
When you'd much rather go have a beer.
But Richard, much better I've found,
Than watching your records go round,
Is to quickly make tracks
Straight down to the Bax
And get someone to buy you a round.
You've written while working, I fear.
But alas you are stuck
With business, Ruck,
When you'd much rather go have a beer.
But Richard, much better I've found,
Than watching your records go round,
Is to quickly make tracks
Straight down to the Bax
And get someone to buy you a round.
David Eastburn (Prep B and Mid A 1947-55)
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Well, yes, if I wasn't stuck here
I would happily go for a beer,
With a pocket of cash
From my drinking-fund stash
Up the old railway line I would veer
But the landlord would cry out, I fear,
"You're a customer, you can't come here,
It's time for my lunch
So I'm off for a munch,
I really don't want to sell beer".
I would happily go for a beer,
With a pocket of cash
From my drinking-fund stash
Up the old railway line I would veer
But the landlord would cry out, I fear,
"You're a customer, you can't come here,
It's time for my lunch
So I'm off for a munch,
I really don't want to sell beer".
Last edited by Richard Ruck on Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:52 am, edited 1 time in total.
Ba.A / Mid. B 1972 - 1978
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
- Richard Ruck
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Not at all, John.J.R. wrote:So Richard has been in a Ruck.
He's really is down on his luck.
He's working in sales,
instead of drinking fine ales,
And really couldn't give a monkeys what anybody thinks about it.
and I bet you thought the last line was going to be rude !!!
It's not the first time that someone has rhymed "monkeys what anybody thinks about it" with "Ruck".....
Ba.A / Mid. B 1972 - 1978
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
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Julian - if you're there......Richard Ruck wrote:There came to Christ's Hospital School
A man named Gene Simmons, no fool,
"Over four thousand chicks
Testify to the tricks
I perform with my much-vaunted tool".
But here, Gene, your class are too young
To be awed by the length of your tongue,
And they think it quite wrong
That you boast of the long
List of women who know how you're hung
Gene answers "It's been my good luck
And the lure of the mighty green buck,
I’ve a face like an arse
But it still comes to pass
That I never go short of a full evening's entertainment".
Something has been messing up the text - any ideas?
Ba.A / Mid. B 1972 - 1978
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?