Some questions about today's CH part 2

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:33 am

sport! wrote:
Rory wrote:maybe she's bittern off more than she can chew...
surely not, I heard she was a gannet

No - they are black backed gals (ouch!)

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:34 am

Wow, are my ears burning !!!!!!

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:19 pm

Bet she's off to the corner shop now, to by a PENQUIN and half a pond of STORK !

........... or if she's got a head-ache, a packet of PARROTcetamol !

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:33 pm

Perhaps she's had to bury a cat, and has gone to the kittiwake....

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:02 am

What have we started here...
I plead innocent, mallard.

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:07 am

J.R. wrote:Bet she's off to the corner shop now, to by a PENQUIN and half a pond of STORK !

........... or if she's got a head-ache, a packet of PARROTcetamol !

Yellow Card, J.R. !!!!!!

A parrot is not a sea bird, nor any sort of waterfowl....!

You'll be up before the beak, next time.

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:21 am

Sorry about that I wnet out for a meal, in Newcastle.

a ate all my dinner and the waitress asked "Would you like any moor (sic) hen?"

I said "No thank you, just give me my bill"

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:23 am

thats a long way to go for a meal.
What did you wear - a grey plover maybe???
It does get chilly up north.

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:26 am

englishangel wrote:Sorry about that I wnet out for a meal, in Newcastle.

a ate all my dinner and the waitress asked "Would you like any moor (sic) hen?"

I said "No thank you, just give me my bill"

Do you like the Geordie accent? I think it's fine.

Brummie, on the other hand, is like aural sandpiper....

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:43 am

Gone for a while - have to swan off to a meeting.

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:44 am

Richard Ruck wrote:
englishangel wrote:Sorry about that I wnet out for a meal, in Newcastle.

a ate all my dinner and the waitress asked "Would you like any moor (sic) hen?"

I said "No thank you, just give me my bill"
Do you like the Geordie accent? I think it's fine.

Brummie, on the other hand, is like aural sandpiper....

I like a Geordie accent just fine. Went to Uni in Brum and have 2 sandpiper nephews.

I on the other hand have a smooth southern accent soft as eider down.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:05 pm

Richard Ruck wrote:Gone for a while - have to swan off to a meeting.

Now, if you'd said that in a POSH Housey accent, it would have sounded like: "Gone for a WHALE.........."

(OK, it's not a bird, but it is MARINE.....)

Incidently, parrots ARE aquatic, if you throw the squarking bleeders in the English Channel !

Mid A 15 · Post by **Mid A 15** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:34 pm

We are going to (r) egret starting this thread!

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:39 pm

Mid A 15 wrote:We are going to (r) egret starting this thread!

Oh dear....!

Time to fetch your coot, I think.

Mid A 15 · Post by **Mid A 15** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:00 pm

Richard Ruck wrote:
Mid A 15 wrote:We are going to (r) egret starting this thread!
Oh dear....!

Time to fetch your coot, I think.

OK! OK! Keep your he-ron! If I partake of an illegal substance maybe we can have a stonechat!