How.....Why... ? Mysteries of the universe
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Why does everyone disappear when the table needs laying/clearing? Or indeed whenever I appear and am about to start talki .... oh, I thought you were there?
Why do your children never appreciate you?
Why do you always join the longest queue in the supermarket?
Why does the shortest queue in the supermarket always have at its head the person who can't find their purse/has a built in problem with everything?
Why does a restaurant always run out of the pudding you would like?
Why did the tide go out? (Because the seaweed!)
Why do your children never appreciate you?
Why do you always join the longest queue in the supermarket?
Why does the shortest queue in the supermarket always have at its head the person who can't find their purse/has a built in problem with everything?
Why does a restaurant always run out of the pudding you would like?
Why did the tide go out? (Because the seaweed!)
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Where have the teaspoons gone???? Why do I never have any?? Are the pixies stealing them or are they being lured away with tales of the outside by odd socks????
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There is no spoon......Laura M wrote:Where have the teaspoons gone???? Why do I never have any?? Are the pixies stealing them or are they being lured away with tales of the outside by odd socks????
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Different ages different reasons.Laura M wrote:Where have the teaspoons gone???? Why do I never have any?? Are the pixies stealing them or are they being lured away with tales of the outside by odd socks????
Students throw them out with the rest of the detritus on the floor when clearing up before a visit. (parental or new boy/girlfriend delete as appropriate.
Flat-dwellers lose at least one a week down the waste disposal.
Parents lose them because they are sent to school in the lunchbox with the healthy yogurt and never come home again.
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Nah I'm still gonna stick with the pixies are stealing them, makes life a little bit more exciting. However, this is a growing problem, in Melbourne, Oz, scientists have calculated that 3 tonnes worth of teaspoons are going missing each year, thats enough that if lain end to end would go round the Earth, twice! Perhaps the pixies steal them and have created a palace made solely of spoons?
Two men lying in a bed, one rolled over to the other and said, 'I'm gonna lead me a life of danger, I'm gonna marry a WESSEX RANGER!'
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