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by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:03 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 184008

"He Said - She Said !" He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you ? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight ? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and f@r...
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:01 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 184008

Eight Words With Two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION ...
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:00 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 184008

OK Then ! Lets try this one ! ________________________ A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The...
by J.R.
Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:55 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 184008

Richard Ruck wrote:Keep 'em coming, J.R.

No-one under 16 here, so it's quite safe!

By the way, just out of curiosity, and I have to ask, was it you or the software which censored the word 'bum'?

I suppose I'll find out once I've submitted the post......
ME !! Just in case..............
by J.R.
Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:19 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 184008

Maybe it was a mistake to start this off, but.......................... If this is too rich, Julian, you'd better delete or let me know !! _________________________ What do you call a donkey with one leg ? A wonky donkey. What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ? A winky wonky donkey. Wha...
by J.R.
Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:11 am
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 184008

How to Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more ...
by J.R.
Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:59 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Haircuts
Replies: 21
Views: 3398

Well said Richard !

The similarities between the School, circa C.M.E. Seaman's days, and afterwards are non-existant !
by J.R.
Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:21 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Haircuts
Replies: 21
Views: 3398

Mr Pearson was certainly the school dentist in my day. I recall he had a practice in Horsham and called at the school one day a week, (or half a day ?) I well remember the agonies of an abscesed tooth and refusing to wait several days for treatment and taking myself off to Horsham to find a dentist ...
by J.R.
Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:01 pm
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 184008

Thanks Plum ! Another year older. Trust the Bax have comfortable chairs these days !

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Two Nuns sharing a bath !

One says, "Where's the soap ?"

Second one says, "Yes, it does, doesn't it !!"
by J.R.
Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:35 pm
Forum: General Chat - Non CH
Topic: Jokes, please.....
Replies: 2394
Views: 184008

American Furniture Dealer. Bob from Kansas, a furniture dealer, decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris, France to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capitol), Bob met with some manu...
by J.R.
Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:59 am
Forum: Overseas and Travelling
Topic: Any old blues in Brussels?
Replies: 18
Views: 4730

Great Plum wrote:Hi Dave,

How you liking Brussels?
I always find that wind is the problem with Brussels - Especially if accompanied by copious amounts of cabbage ! :oops:
by J.R.
Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:53 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Drummers and Drum Majors
Replies: 54
Views: 6166

When I was Senior Bugler in the early sixties, I don't recall any house status being attached to ANY instruments !

Mind you - This WAS under the tyranical rule of the fantastic Mr (Bill) Bailey.
by J.R.
Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:49 am
Forum: General Chat - CH Stuff
Topic: Haircuts
Replies: 21
Views: 3398

I'm sur 'Peg-Leg's' real name will come to me shortly. Story went he lost it during the war. As I recall, it used to 'squeak' and 'clunk' as he walked. Was R.S.M. (squeaky voice) Cooke R.S.M. of the C.C.F. at CH when you older guys were there ? What a character he was ! I'll never forget his demonst...
by J.R.
Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:48 pm
Forum: School Events & Announcements
Topic: Who is going to the Bax and Beating Retreat?
Replies: 68
Views: 18003

I think Sir Bob has gone a touch too far this time.

Loved the funny on 'Have I Got news..........'

When told Sir Bob and Co were organising another concert for the third world starving, one African country sent him a telegram.

"We're not THAT hungry... !" :wink:
by J.R.
Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:37 pm
Forum: Hertford Memories
Topic: Hertford uniform
Replies: 185
Views: 24990

Happy wrote:What I couldn't stand were the St Trinians-esque gym pinafores we had to wear when we went to Ashbourne for athletics.
Don't get me started, Happy !

Did it include the regulation stockings and suzzies ?? :roll: