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Gene Simmons with his Base Weapon ?

Whatever turns you on !!

Mr 'Rip' Kirby.

Nearly my second Dad. Probably the only master I had REAL respect for.

His mead was FANTASTIC.

It's been a long day, what with travelling, and discussing various Anarchistic subjects, HOWEVER................ For all you rail anoraks, here is my source's reply:- "To get to East Grinstead from Kingscote the Bluebell Railway will be required to remove the filling of a cutting that took plac...

Not that show. Bob Monkhouse, not Brucie. Though funnily enough, last year the BBC were looking to revive it with Paul O'Grady and I auditioned. The show was dropped however. I won a case of wine, a VCR, £102 and holiday in the Algarve. Quite good prizes in 1984. I have yet to appear on 'Millionai...

englishangel wrote:And I thought you watched too much 'Porridge'.

Hmmmm..

Did you know that 'Lifers' get almost twice as much money allowed for each meal allowed by H.M. than School Kids ?

Do the Crime - Have a Good Time.
Get Educated ? - I DON'T think so !

englishangel wrote:

Spoonbill wrote:Why does JR have a photo of a weirdo as his avatar?

C'mon JR, show us what you really look like.

How rude!!!!

'Fraid my 'pin-up' days are over, Angel !!

I rmember those jokes from my very first night in the dorm, especially the one about the ATR which would make any male go pale and cross his legs. (That was 40 years ago, :shock: ) Why not try us? There's a very nice 'jokes' thread which could do with a few additions. Go on, you know you want to......

Not unlike a 'lifers' wing in 'Nick', then ? Errrm, how do you know J.R.? Mate of ours is what is commonly termed, a 'Screw' on the Lifers wing at a well know London Hostelry run by 'Her Madge'. He reckons his customers live better than most average working class people. So much for crime and PUNIS...

Spoonbill wrote:Why does JR have a photo of a weirdo as his avatar?

C'mon JR, show us what you really look like.

Oy, 3 year old !

That IS me, taken last year getting well oiled in a mates garden in Newhaven.

Richard Ruck wrote:

J.R. wrote: The cutting story of dodgy waste belongs to the Bluebell Railway a very dubious landfill being removed form a cuttung as we speak."

What does this mean, though?

I'll have to get back to my source on this one !

(No jokes about 'Daddies', Perleeez !)

J.R., my lad , you have no idea where those conversations could go !... give us lot a crate of booze and watch us .... one unmentioned so-far offshoot was the incredible amount of filthy jokes that went around - there were some I still cannot bring myself to repeat in mix company... We also became ...

I'll ask Pat. Here's his reply. Does this help ? "I think the trackbed has been seriously affected by new buildings. Certainly the section Guildford to Cranleigh has now been recognised as a serious error in its closure. Cranleigh is the biggest town in Surrey without a station. The cutting st...

Another to raise the hackles of the Hertford Lassies ! A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bad and she's in dire financial difficulty. She's desperate and she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray, "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don'...

Certainly not a Housemaster's daughter, but definitely a dear family friend of Nell Todd's.

Jaqueline Du Pre !

(Something for R.R. to talk about, being musical !)

I was SO in love, but that's another story !