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Woman goes into a restaurant in small town...orders chicken, eats too fast and chokes on a bone. Two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking so they get up and go over to help her. The first country boy drops his overalls and bends over and the second country boy starts licking his butt...

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air Marie leans over to Pierre and says "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. &quo...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The ...

For those with university connections Mama has a point Mrs.Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner who lives with a female roommate, Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship b...

Not quite one of those heart-touching stories with censorable word S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy... no on...

I was barnes B 25 That means I must have inherited your bed Thank you for leaving me the exquisitely comfortable horse-hair mattress! I inherited it from "Joe" Curtis, whose brother Robin was a couple of years older than me. He also left a great pen and ink drawing in the Art School of hi...

Did anyone ever hear the tale of the "sky-dumper"? I don't know if that was a myth or not but it would certainly be an inventive way to pass solids........ They exist. One day driving to work in Buenos Aires, I was in heavy traffic passing a construction site when something brown and splo...

Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (k...

One day, this woman decided to check out if her three sons-in-law liked her or at least appreciated her a little. The next day, she was walking by a river with her first son-in-law when she lets herself slide in the water and pretended to drown. Without any hesitation her son-in-law jumped in the wa...

Just come across Philip Mayne, who got a write up in the Spring 2005 Kings College Cambridge review, having completed 105 years. It says he missed his final term at CH because of the war, presumambly 1914 - 18
Peele A 1911 - 18

Not sure how much of a splash they want to make, and it will be featured in the Old Blue, but I have just received this from Richard Lebon (Ma B, Gre E 97-04) Rob Gauntlett and James Hooper (Ma B, Gre E 98-05) both 18, have just summited Ama Dablam (6856m) in the Nepal Himalaya, probably the most im...

Anybody have memories of kids with wierd hobbies? Talking to cows. I got caned for doing this during a football match. The punishment didn't work; I still fall asleep if football is on the TV. Not really for this theme, but some years ago and in another country, a soccer match I was playing in was ...

Even my brother can't recognise him in the photo. Did you know the Gathercoles, who lived in Shooters Hill Road, down the bottom end on the left going down? He was an exact contemporary of mine in Barnes B. The name rings a definite bell although I cannot come up with a face. On my left in the Barn...

I am indeed in touch with John Lloyd - we now live 10 minutes walk apart in Greenwich. I'm surprised they let us read Animal Farm to you; but lest anyone think it was all culture, I also remember reading James Bond... Geoff F I'm pleased to hear that you and John Lloyd are still in contact and trus...

Judging by the time of you note, either you can't sleep or you should go to bed.
Never read all the stuuf that was later removed, but to be upset by anonymous comment does seem to indicate a delicate character, very out of place on a forum such as this.