Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

What was that rousing organ piece that always concluded the Leavers Service ? Mind you, that was in the Dr Rust days in the sixties ! Remember being up in the balcony for one Leavers, and that music absolutely blew my mind. Very rousing. 'Dance of Scipio' springs to mind, but I'm sure it wasn't that...

Apparently the landlord has already latched onto our impending invasion, and has had a pep talk with his staff.

He told 'em, allegedly.

"Just keep you're BAX to the wall !!!"

(Oh, where do you get 'em from, J.R., I hear you ask yerself !)

Great Plum wrote:Saturday 9th July - are we meeting at the Bax for lunch before retreat at 3?

S0d the lunch. I'll be there for the beer !

With regards to the black-patch and parrot - I AM coming as a pirate, and if anybody asks me where me bucaneers are,

I'll tell em...


UNDER ME BUCCIN' 'AT !

Didn't go to mine !

There's anarchy for yer !

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[Sorry - I know this sort of removes the point, but with the references in there it sort of makes it potentially obvious!!]

Who Beats A Princess ?? A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "C...

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ONE FOR THE WELSH !!! A bus load of tourists are driving through Wales . as they're approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they all start arguing about the pronunciation of the towns name. They continue to argue back and forth until finally they stop for lunch , at which point one of the tourists na...

No doubt there have been certain masters at Horsham who may have displayed similar tendencies (I can think of one or two from my own time who should never have been allowed anywhere near an educational establishment). Everyone was always a bit suspicious of a certain [member of staff]! [Have receiv...

INTERESTING QUSTION:-

If the Staff are monitoring pupils electronic mail, would they then consider opening every letter to a pupil delivered by The Post Office ?

(I feel a good conspiracy theory coming on !)

Shamus and Murphy ! Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's Shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said &q...

Thanks for that tbs.

I see your problem.

Censorship in the name of the 'Child Protection Act'.

George Orwell is alive and well and living in Sussex.

Might be a convention on The Retreat day !

Are you NOT allowed your personal lap-tops at school ??????

The Ventriloquist ! A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on the gate, by his field, patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the man "Can I talk to your dog ?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git.&quo...

Subject: Understanding Engineers Understanding Engineers - Take One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike ?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when...