Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

That suspicious echo's back !!!!!

One for the Ladies !.......................... The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hangout with any...

Great Plum wrote:I think he should give one to the first person to post 1000 posts!

Nothing to do with the fact that you JUST happen to have 920, then, Plum ?

Vimto, more like !

Gripper wrote:A young lady spent a number of nights in my study bedroom. The 5am hike back up the back avenue was always a bit of a thrill.

Perhaps you'd like to consider re-phrasing your second sentence, Gripper !!!

Is there any truth to this rumour ? I asked a 'later' OB who attended Housey just after the merger, if there was any problem keeping the two sexes apart. His cynical reply, was, "Oh no ! Matron just goes round the dorms. at 10:00pm with a crow-bar and a bucket of cold water !" (Oh really, ...

DavebytheSea wrote:................... and maybe some of the capitals are superfluous ......

Especially PARIS !!

(boom-boom !)

You have an excellent memory, Dave by the Sea.....

I believe the two masters studies remain today, much as they were in our day.

Oh, the memories of N.T. Fryer moving the furniture in his, so he could get a better swing at my rear end with the dreaded cane !

Ar ! The good old days !

.......... Only 4 now !!

Well, I watched it and was suitably impressed.

Showed that Gene did teacher training before mbarking on a career in music.

Roll on next Friday.

I can only endorse all of the above.

I remember Old Blues Day seemed to swell the school numbers by about 50 per cent. The grounds, blocks and various houses seemed to be packed. (and Sir Barnes Wallis was always the perfect gentleman !)

.... and in true Les Dawson style ! In The Name Of The Father...................... A man enters the confessional and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green every week for the last month." The pr...

850 pupils was always considered the optimum amount in my days at Horsham.

Surely, with the building of the Grecian's houses, this total number could be increased ?

So, exactly WHO is this John Clare then ??

Not sure if many forces still enlist Police Cadets. I left 'Housey' in 1963 and joined, what was then known as 'The Surrey Constabulary, now Surrey Police as a Police Cadet. Cadets would do all the basic training within the different departments of the Force and take their Duke of Edinburgh's awards...