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- jtaylor
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It's certain that Simon is right,
The punctuation is all up the spout...
If you simply click Edit
You'll be able to change it
And put all of the errors aright....
(get with the program Simon!)
J
The punctuation is all up the spout...
If you simply click Edit
You'll be able to change it
And put all of the errors aright....
(get with the program Simon!)
J
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- DavebytheSea
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jtaylor wrote:It's certain that Simon is right,
The punctuation is all up the spout...
If you simply click Edit
You'll be able to change it
And put all of the errors aright....
(get with the program Simon!)
J
Might I gently suggest a change in the above:
So Simon is right without doubt
Punctuation is all up the spout
But if you click edit
I think you will get it
And put all the errors to right.
RR - great stuff! And I'm glad to see newcomers to the thread!
re single sex schools
A single sex school is OK
If you're not behind walls shut away
There are fewer distractions
And hormone reactions
And then after school you can play.
But if during most of a year
Boys and girls are apart then I fear
Their social lives fail
Just as if they're in jail
And their confidence may disappear.
If you're not behind walls shut away
There are fewer distractions
And hormone reactions
And then after school you can play.
But if during most of a year
Boys and girls are apart then I fear
Their social lives fail
Just as if they're in jail
And their confidence may disappear.
- DavebytheSea
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- Richard Ruck
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Hello, Dave, and thanks for your note
On taking a dump when afloat,
And how it’s a blunder
When having to chunder
To spray one’s lunch back in the boat
It seems it’s considered ungrateful
And, etiquette-wise, quite disgraceful
If, careless and silly
When pointing one’s willy
Into wind, the crew all cop a face full.
On taking a dump when afloat,
And how it’s a blunder
When having to chunder
To spray one’s lunch back in the boat
It seems it’s considered ungrateful
And, etiquette-wise, quite disgraceful
If, careless and silly
When pointing one’s willy
Into wind, the crew all cop a face full.
Ba.A / Mid. B 1972 - 1978
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
Thee's got'n where thee cassn't back'n, hassn't?
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- DavebytheSea
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- DavebytheSea
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From Squit to a Grecian she wents
In one day before even was spents
Fifty times in one night
Would give me a fright
But a hundred, dear Emma,'s immense!
In one day before even was spents
Fifty times in one night
Would give me a fright
But a hundred, dear Emma,'s immense!
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Meter 2 out of 10DavebytheSea wrote:Huntertitus pleads guilty to digging
(No doubt he deserves a good wigging)
For what is not clear
Though it does appear
Emma Jane to his club goes a-winging
Rhyme 1 out of 10
I said d*gging - the joke was in the "O" - do mor research
and send me the essay in the morning.
I didnt plead guilty to anything
I don't need a wig
And you are jealous of what you imagine
WE ARE PLAYING ABOUT!
CAN'T YOU SEE?
- DavebytheSea
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Your metre is worse Huntertee
Than anything written by me
For here on this thread
There is nothing said
Save in verse which it's plain you don't see.
See previous poetic self-punishments above.
Than anything written by me
For here on this thread
There is nothing said
Save in verse which it's plain you don't see.
See previous poetic self-punishments above.
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