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Dorset Healthcare NHS Trust (Of which I was a Non-Exec Director ) had 7 Cottage Hospitals, including 2 for the Mentally Ill
We had only one Chaplain, and several local Vicars, acting in Locum.
The Chaplain was a wonderful After-Dinner Speaker, and although now retired, is still in demand -- for that function !
One of his Talks is entitled "Clerical Errors" (A good Pun !) in which he dscribes the pitfalls of the Calling.
Perhaps my favourite is the "Wrong Funeral", although the Baptism in which one of the two Lady Godparents insisted on being registered as a GODFATHER ! -- certainly runs it close !