Mallett's Mallet

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:12 pm

Snort.

Tim_MaA_MidB · Post by **Tim_MaA_MidB** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:13 pm

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:24 pm

Swine.

Tim_MaA_MidB · Post by **Tim_MaA_MidB** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:28 pm

Twine

Oh dear, must be the influence of the gardening related threads

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:29 pm

Rope

(as in you appear to have been roped in....)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:30 pm

garden (as in Alan Titchmarch style rope-garden)

Tim_MaA_MidB · Post by **Tim_MaA_MidB** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:35 pm

fence

white picket.... Monty (Don) Python style

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:35 pm

Gnome. (DEFINITELY A.T. but NOT RR !)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:37 pm

J.R. wrote:Gnome. (DEFINITELY A.T. but NOT RR !)

Green (as in the colour the gnome turned)

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:37 pm

Dimmocks

(as in "a lovely pair of....")

Sorry, Dave got there first. Quite sprightly for an old 'un!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:39 pm

Futtocks ( like those sported by RR and AT)

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:50 pm

End. (...as in Futtocks End. The Two Ronnies.)

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:50 pm

Shroud

(futtock shroud n. Nautical - One of the iron rods extending from a band on the lower mast to the futtock plate, used to brace the base of the topmast) - apparently....

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:52 pm

brace (see above - attachment point sported by Alan Titchmarsh and others of middle age requiring bracing for their topmast)

Tim_MaA_MidB · Post by **Tim_MaA_MidB** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:52 pm

Turin