Did anyone get caught smoking but not get in trouble for it?

[Vonny]

gin and cranberry works nicely

Never tried that - sounds good though.

[sport!]

must try it, make up for lost time

[Vonny]

must try it, make up for lost time

I'm going to try this at the weekend - cranberry juice is BOGOF in Asda so will get some of that!

[Emma Jane]

My mum's work did secret santa last year, and someone gave her 2 bottles of wine in 2 carriers, and the lable said "BOGOF". she thought someone was being mean til I explained it to her

[ben ashton]

its not as nice with real cranberry u need the stuff that comes from the soda guns in bars.. which btw i found out costs about 4p a glass

[Richard Ruck]

gin and cranberry works nicely

Never tried that - sounds good though.

Don't know about that.

A good gin needs to be allowed to express itself - that's why a martini is so good.

[Emma Jane]

It's nice with just plain old tonic.
Mustn't forget the lime though

[Vonny]

My mum's work did secret santa last year, and someone gave her 2 bottles of wine in 2 carriers, and the lable said "BOGOF". she thought someone was being mean til I explained it to her

[Vonny]

gin and cranberry works nicely

Never tried that - sounds good though.

Don't know about that.

A good gin needs to be allowed to express itself - that's why a martini is so good.

Hmm - fraid you haven't put me off!

[Emma Jane]

Richard once drank too much gin,
It started dribbling all the way down his chin.
12 hours later,
His face stuck to a paper,
He couldn't remember where he had 'bin


ok, so the last line needs a bit of work.

[Richard Ruck]

Richard once drank too much gin,
It started dribbling all the way down his chin.
12 hours later,
His face stuck to a paper,
He couldn't remember where he had 'bin


ok, so the last line needs a bit of work.

You were going so well, until you got to 'once'.....

[Emma Jane]

what've you got against my once? eh?

[DavebytheSea]

Richard once drank too much gin,
It started dribbling all the way down his chin.
12 hours later,
His face stuck to a paper,
He couldn't remember where he had 'bin


ok, so the last line needs a bit of work.

A limerick! a limerick! take it at once to Helen's poetic thread

[Vonny]

ok, so the last line needs a bit of work.

How about

And he promptly threw up in the bin

Seems quite fitting to me!

[sport!]

My mum's work did secret santa last year, and someone gave her 2 bottles of wine in 2 carriers, and the lable said "BOGOF". she thought someone was being mean til I explained it to her

we used to say "half price".......bah humbug