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Emma Jane wrote:
huntertitus wrote: I didnt plead guilty to anything

I don't need a wig

And you are jealous of what you imagine

WE ARE PLAYING ABOUT!

CAN'T YOU SEE?
You were playing about? :shock:

la la la la la :wink:
la la la la I was playing with them not you la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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And further, the lack of an O
Is important to us, who must show
They understand why
I replaced 'O' with an 'I',
'Tis politer to those in the know.
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huntertitus wrote: la la la la I was playing with them not you la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Beautiful...
So you weren't playing with me? :wink:
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Emma Jane wrote:
huntertitus wrote: la la la la I was playing with them not you la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Beautiful...
So you weren't playing with me? :wink:
I haven't yet

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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huntertitus wrote: I haven't yet

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fantastic

I shall wait with quivering anticipation
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Perhaps it's your verse that is blank
(All those "las" would fill up a tank)
And the spaces between
Are too many and mean
Very little - perhaps it's a prank??.
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Emma Jane wrote:
huntertitus wrote: I haven't yet

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fantastic

I shall wait with quivering anticipation
Time for Bed
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huntertitus wrote: Time for Bed
Si

Bueno muchachito, Buenas noches



Need to do some real work now
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huntertitus wrote:
Emma Jane wrote:
huntertitus wrote: I haven't yet

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fantastic

I shall wait with quivering anticipation
I'm not the Messiah

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la



Time for Bed
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huntertitus wrote: we are playing - are you called dogger due to some activity that sounds suspiciously close but with -ing at the end?????

GUILTY!!!!!!!
I've published the thing that you wrote,
Huntertitus, just read the above quote
I'm guilty! you cry
So please don't deny
What you've written above in your note.
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DavebytheSea wrote:
huntertitus wrote: we are playing - are you called dogger due to some activity that sounds suspiciously close but with -ing at the end?????

GUILTY!!!!!!!
I've published the thing that you wrote,
Huntertitus, just read the above quote
I'm guilty! you cry
So please don't deny
That you've written it in the above note
God when will you READ the WORDS ON THE PAGE!!!???

Not I'm guilty

It says simply one word, an accusation, a joke, guilty

Can we move on now I am bored and tired of it

I can suddenly understand how thye politicians feel when harassed by the press

I WAS MAKING A JOKE

Now.

Relax.

Make a cup of tea.

And go to bed.

I am doing so now.

Night night.

God Bless.
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Huntertitus

For your poem above, many thanks,
Your versification ranks
So far above mine
In both metre and rhyme
And its content is such that it .... er .... swanks?

Goodnight Huntertitus - I enjoyed the game too.
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They rallied like moths round a flame
Their strict upbringing no doubt to blame
They boasted and blurted
They giggled and flirted
With the Legend that is Emma Jane
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sport! wrote:They rallied like moths round a flame
Their strict upbringing no doubt to blame
They boasted and blurted
They giggled and flirted
With the Legend that is Emma Jane
Unquestionable metre and rhyme Sport!
Maybe the CH forum should publish a book of limericks?
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For a person brought up by the cane
It's quite a surprise that I'm sane
I found CH forum
The posts - I adore 'em
But nothing to match Emma Jane
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