Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:43 pm
'twas always thus! The ladies have such purity .... until you look at what lies underneath, so to speakblondie95 wrote:well of course i like to see what you lot get up to
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:44 pm
What do you mean "found"? Lost ourselves again have we, Ruthie-Baby?Ruthie-Baby wrote:Think I've found myself in the smutty section, haven't I? Or is it poetry?DavebytheSea wrote:WouldRuthie-Baby wrote: Well I don't have one...
That I could
A muse
You.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:48 pm
Ok. I'm lost. Are we all happy now? Because I got told off before (when I was somewhere else on the forum - NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE before you ask) and got told off for not knowing I was lost. Dammit.DavebytheSea wrote:What do you mean "found"? Lost ourselves again have we, Ruthie-Baby?
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:49 pm
Perhaps we should start a " lost people " thread......
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:49 pm
Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:51 pm
Oh JR this time you made me laugh! And I'm sitting at my desk at work, pretending to work, so laughing at the computer isn't a great plan. But thank you.J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?
But I don't think you mean healthy, I think you mean nasty.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:53 pm
Or as the great Billy Connolly put it..............Ruthie-Baby wrote:Oh JR this time you made me laugh! And I'm sitting at my desk at work, pretending to work, so laughing at the computer isn't a great plan. But thank you.J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?
But I don't think you mean healthy, I think you mean nasty.
'like eating milk stained cardboard !'
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:53 pm
Surely, J.R. a single muse is just one of those knobbly lumps.J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:54 pm
Yeah, and for those of us who don't like milk, that's not goodJ.R. wrote:
Or as the great Billy Connolly put it..............
'like eating milk stained cardboard !'
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:54 pm
what knobbly lumps???DavebytheSea wrote:Surely, J.R. a single muse is just one of those knobbly lumps.J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:59 pm
SMUTT WARNING !!
SMUTT WARNING !!
SMUTT WARNING !!
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:00 pm
Better ask Plum!
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:02 pm
Don't worry J.R.. We're already in the smut thread so there is no-one here to take offence.J.R. wrote:SMUTT WARNING !!
SMUTT WARNING !!
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:18 pm
could be both, im sure the lads could have a go at turning it into poetry (no offense anyone)Ruthie-Baby wrote:Think I've found myself in the smutty section, haven't I? Or is it poetry?DavebytheSea wrote:WouldRuthie-Baby wrote: Well I don't have one...
That I could
A muse
You.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:17 pm
Before you start going tut-tut!
And accuse me of writing just smut
You should read some of Chaucer,
You will find he is coarser
But none of his stuff will be cut.
I think this should be on the limerick thread, so I may place a copy of it there where I see both Mrs C and Blondie have done some magnificent stuff.
And accuse me of writing just smut
You should read some of Chaucer,
You will find he is coarser
But none of his stuff will be cut.
I think this should be on the limerick thread, so I may place a copy of it there where I see both Mrs C and Blondie have done some magnificent stuff.