Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:05 pm**

J.R. wrote:"I sometimes wonder if a Christs Hospital education ever found anyone gainful employment !"

(Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!)

If your'e playing this game your birthday was in no month or day of the year and that means you were never born and that means you are

FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!

OO-ER!

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:08 pm**

OK Then:

"I murdered my best friends' boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want !"

There ! Satisfied ?

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:12 pm**

I bet that's the truth, too!

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:39 pm**

The plot for a dixon of dock green show

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:18 am**

Sounds more like 'Cracker' to me

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:33 am**

I choked on a goat because I'm cool like that.

Sounds like the title of a dubious animal-pornography-feature-masquerading-as-documentary programme on Channel 4. Not that I watch that sort of thing you understand ...

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:28 am**

Can I detect just a smidgeon of guilt there?

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:07 pm**

cj wrote:I choked on a goat because I'm cool like that.

Sounds like the title of a dubious animal-pornography-feature-masquerading-as-documentary programme on Channel 4. Not that I watch that sort of thing you understand ...

Sounds like the sort of thnig that goes on in the West Country!

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:15 pm**

I never saw a 'thnig' when I was living in Somerset.......

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:20 pm**

So being a west country lad, does that make you a cider fan?

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:58 pm**

huntertitus wrote:Can I detect just a smidgeon of guilt there?

We 'accidentally' watched The World's Largest Penis* last night (after Currie vs McCririck on Celebrity Wife Swap). There does seem to be preponderence of that sort of niche interest feature on C4, doesn't there. It's useful for educational purposes and expanding one's horizons etc!!

* For those who want to know, it was 13.5 inches long.

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:15 pm**

13.5 inches long, that is just taking the mickey! What does he do, tie it to his leg?

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:53 pm**

soc wrote:So being a west country lad, does that make you a cider fan?

'Course it does!

None of your Magners-type rubbish, though!

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:57 pm**

soc wrote:13.5 inches long, that is just taking the mickey! What does he do, tie it to his leg?

I caught a bit of this too. Seems he can't really use it for its intended purpose, either.

Not only would a female partner find it, shall we say, a tad impractical, but it takes an awful lot of blood to pump the thing up to a state of readiness............

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:01 pm**

Richard Ruck wrote:I never saw a 'thnig' when I was living in Somerset.......

Tsk...

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