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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:41 pm
by Great Plum
How am I a hot twirp diplomat? LOL

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:54 pm
by Eruresto
"Jesus! Lush Able Roll"

Ooh I say!

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:59 pm
by kerrensimmonds
Well.....
Mine comes out as
'Modern sons OK merriment'

Pity the only 'sons' I have are feline. But they are very merry.

:lol:

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:25 pm
by gemmygemmerson
'Wheezing, damnable metals



:D :D

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:29 pm
by kerrensimmonds
I can't believe this. I have a colleague called 'Andrew Foster'...

I shall never be able to look at him with a straight face, again. I already refer to him (privately) as 'Werdna Retsof' (which is his name backwards, for those who can't see it!) - but this is MUCH BETTER!

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:22 am
by cj
jeer and an enchanting saint

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:37 pm
by bap
Crap by terror?

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:36 pm
by Ajarn Philip
bap wrote:Crap by terror?
I spent two years in Pakistan, and now I live in Thailand. Rings a bell...

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:01 pm
by sejintenej
Ajarn Philip wrote:
bap wrote:Crap by terror?
I spent two years in Pakistan, and now I live in Thailand. Rings a bell...
Pakistan - right next door to the biggest opium farm in the world. Thailand/Burma - the second biggest?

Not for long - you can come home now that the British Government has announdced that it will pay UK farmers to grow poppies specifically for the opium. To think that a while ago Britain was the biggest opium trader around.


I seem to recall "what goes around comes around".

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:28 pm
by Katharine
Ah, I well remember the glorious sight of a poppy field in full flower in the Swat Valley then I realised what the flowers were, so sad such beauty and for what?

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:51 pm
by Ajarn Philip
Blimey, I mention a bowel problem and the next thing you know I'm an opium addi..- oh, hang on a sec, dropped my pipe.

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:04 am
by jhopgood
'Help! Oh God! Macho join.'

Not sure whether to take this as a compliment or not.
Better not ask the wife as she'd tell me the truth.