Spoonbill wrote:Angela Woodford wrote:Never, never have I encountered a schoolchild who has been horrible enough to put dog poo in anyone's pockets - and my children went to a Kent comprehensive where life could be tough.
Looks like you and your offspring have lived a pretty sheltered life, then, missus.
I remember that someone (never identified) once deliberately evacuated their bowels onto the floor of someone else's study during the night. And then there's the old chestnut of kids flushing each others' heads down the lavvy. I also recall someone placing dried dog-poo in the toyce-cupboard of the kid who had the toyce behind mine.
All very tasteful.
Are you saying that excrement-crime was unknown at Hertford? What a saintly bunch you were.
Are you saying that somebody who desists from "execrement-crime" may be a saint? In which case, Spoonbill, according to your reckoning, we
were saints. However, I feel that the ways in which punishment/revenge/threats/domination was expressed at Hertford in my day was a bit more complicated and sophisticated than flushing somebody's head down the loo, or pooing on a study floor.
Maybe this sort of stuff would be more meaningful in a boys' community such as Horsham, which may have been more "sheltered" than the lives of my "offspring" in rough Kent.
Mid A15, remember picking your offspring up from Jumpin Jaks, Maidstone, after midnight on a Saturday night?

Certainly different from the Grecians' Club.
However, Spoonbill, I realise that you do like your posts to be provocative!

"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple, and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here again.""