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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:41 pm
by Emma Jane
J.R. wrote:Emma Jane wrote:Oh dear.
Surely you should be hard at work rather than banging out the fish jokes?
Naughty scampis.
On a
SCALE of 1 - 10, that was terrible, Emma Jane.
(p.s. Check your PM message box !)
Oh come on.. better than falling if your perch, surely?!
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:53 pm
by Great Plum
Emma, I'd watch out for these two if i were you...
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:54 pm
by Emma Jane
I gathered that... and I am trying.
The fish jokes are horrendous
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:00 pm
by sport!
....they're a couple of sharks....
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:01 pm
by Emma Jane
And you're no better!
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:11 pm
by J.R.
Time for a cup of CHAR, me-thinks !
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:17 pm
by Emma Jane
Keep this up, and you may just be forced to fell a forest with a herring.
And I don't think that would be much fun.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:04 pm
by Richard Ruck
Emma Jane wrote:Keep this up, and you may just be forced to fell a forest with a herring.
And I don't think that would be much fun.
Ni!
Feeling a bit battered, are you?
We're just trying to make you feel whelkome.....
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:07 pm
by Emma Jane
Oh, I am feeling most welcome..
Iki iki iki!
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:09 pm
by Richard Ruck
....and we don't want you to feel out of plaice. We are all gentle soles, really.
Come on, boys and girls, there must be a few more we can winkle out! We can't let this thread flounder.....
As C.H. started as a school for urchins, this is all rather appropriate.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:10 pm
by Richard Ruck
Emma Jane wrote:Oh, I am feeling most welcome..
Iki iki iki!
Peng!
And, of course, neeeee-wom!
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:13 pm
by huntertitus
We have now haddock couple or more bad fish jokes.
It's been going on for dace.
We all know making fish jokes is a piece of hake.
Cod you please stop them now.
Is everybody herring me?
They're getting me into a bit of a skate.
"STOP!" I hear you whale
So I will not keep carping on.
I'm not whiting another line.
The pub's the plaice for me.
I'm off for a pint.
Of Bass.
(It's good for the sole.)
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:17 pm
by Richard Ruck
huntertitus wrote:We have now haddock couple or more bad fish jokes.
It's been going on for dace.
We all know making fish jokes is a piece of hake.
Cod you please stop them now.
Is everybody herring me?
They're getting me into a bit of a skate.
"STOP!" I hear you whale
So I will not keep carping on.
I'm not whiting another line.
The pub's the plaice for me.
I'm off for a pint.
Of Bass.
(It's good for the sole.)
Robin, you've been a bit quiet. Been working (unlike some of us)?
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:19 pm
by Emma Jane
working on his last post more like!
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:21 pm
by Richard Ruck
Emma Jane wrote:working on his last post more like!
Yup, he must have been trawling around for some of those!