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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:14 pm
by Richard Ruck
Oh, and you can get them made from human hair, too.
Is this hair of the 'barber shop sweepings' variety, or do some people harvest their pubic hair for the purpose, so that others can have a wig after they've removed their own pubes?
All sounds a bit convoluted........
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:27 pm
by BTaylor
Richard Ruck wrote:All sounds a bit convoluted........
Trust the Victorians to have come up with the concept...
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:37 pm
by Jude
only RR could come up with pubic hair - if you want to know the truth about real hair wigs read on.....
Real hair wigs are made from what is called Virgin hair (no RR don't get excited!) it basically means that there has been no colourants, dyes or bleaches added to the hair. It has to be a minimum of 12" long ( and as for the metric/imperial question - imperial first - then convert to metric!)
It has to be in very good condition (ie you have to go to the hair dressers at least once every 6 weeks and have no split ends etc.. And you don't necessarily get paid for it...
So -
1. no pubic hair is no good for a wig as it's too wirey
2. Real hair wigs are very expensive
3. the scrapings off the hairdressers floor is only good for stuffing cushions
4. a mole is better than a cat for replacing the bald shiny spot into a luxurios smooth well grromed look..
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:43 pm
by Richard Ruck
Jude wrote:only RR could come up with pubic hair -
Oi!! I didn't introduce merkins to the conversation!
A merkin is, essentally, fake pubic hair, and there's nothing I can do to alter that fact!
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:54 pm
by Jude
sorry RR - but let's keep merkins out and leave the horse hair matresses we slept on at CH Herts out of it was well.....
My cat's (which was the original topic!) keep me warm, keep in the mice (just with broken necks) add the odd additional feather duster in the form or a wood pidgeon, but best of all, the always know when I am down - and curl up with me in bed and keep me company....
I love my puddy tads..
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:58 pm
by Euterpe13
Richard Ruck wrote:Euterpe13 wrote:150 quid for a bit of 2nd hand moggy ? I'll make my own,thank you ...
Yak belly, if you please....! And they are bespoke, after all.
this is a moggy thread ( pussy in other vernacular), ergo they are moggy/fake pussy - therefore I am right !
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:14 pm
by Jude
whatever you say!
I have caught my daughter's cold in the head, and the cats are keeping me warm - and sane - along with the writers in here- do you know we almost got to the record number of peeps on at anyone time today?? there were I think 13 of us! WOW
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:46 pm
by Richard Ruck
Jude wrote:whatever you say!
I have caught my daughter's cold in the head, and the cats are keeping me warm - and sane - along with the writers in here- do you know we almost got to the record number of peeps on at anyone time today?? there were I think 13 of us! WOW
Jude, you should have been here when the record happened - a Wednesday evening, booze flowing........a good laugh, really!
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:03 pm
by sejintenej
englishangel wrote:a merkin is a pubic wig
that is a secondary meaning to "a national of the United States of America" - in newsgroupspeak
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:07 pm
by sejintenej
Richard Ruck wrote:Merkin - what a useful word!
Is it possible to buy a 'winter-weight' merkin to cope with chilly weather
Mandy Rice-Davies and her ilk?
[dons flameproof undies]
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:14 pm
by Richard Ruck
sejintenej wrote:Richard Ruck wrote:
Merkin - what a useful word!
Is it possible to buy a 'winter-weight' merkin to cope with chilly weather?
Mandy Rice-Davies and her ilk?
[dons flameproof undies]
I don't know how you've b*ggered up that quote, but you've really done a number on it!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:51 pm
by sejintenej
Richard Ruck wrote:sejintenej wrote:Richard Ruck wrote:
Merkin - what a useful word!
Is it possible to buy a 'winter-weight' merkin to cope with chilly weather?
Mandy Rice-Davies and her ilk?
[dons flameproof undies]
I don't know how you've b*ggered up that quote, but you've really done a number on it!!
LOL, LOL, LOL,
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:33 am
by BTaylor
sejintenej wrote:englishangel wrote:a merkin is a pubic wig
that is a secondary meaning to "a national of the United States of America" - in newsgroupspeak
If Yanks are Merkins, what are Brits? Teabags?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:36 pm
by shoz
I just have to say that it is impossible to have a better pet than a cat!
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:59 pm
by jtaylor
A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
and, my favourite of the lot:-
Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you like an equal. - Winston Churchill