Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc.)

[DavebytheSea]

ok - but i'll research it anyway - I hate asking JT to do it for me; he is so very busy.

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

I know I feel guilty when he has to tell me my emails are bouncing back...

[DavebytheSea]

I know I feel guilty when he has to tell me my emails are bouncing back...

If I find out, I'll let you know!!

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

thanks

[huntertitus]

diverted from the mallets mallet thread

MERRING

this is the seven characteristics of a living organism the only thing i learnt in biology at CH

movement
excretion
respiration
reproduction
irritation
nutrition
growth


just thought I'd share that

by the way I haven't read the whole topic but we're not playing mallets mallet. the TV programme by that name insisted you linked each word back to the original, not the most recent word in the chain. which was far more boring and affected every time i tried to play the game we ARE playing with any school friends because they'd all seem it on TV. but I don't know the name of the game we are playing and I can hardly interrupt the sequence to find out.

My daughter is doing what we used to call Bilge (Biology) and they have now taken out movement and irritation so either you have got it wrong or it's true that they are simplifying the curriculum to ensure Blair's Education x3 has worked

btw is that new avatar you?

If so my GOD you are FIT!!!

Please don't take offense etc etc etc etc

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

hello HT!

yes it's me but i don't usually look like that

(I've alreayd posted this on most topics - sorry mods but people keep asking)

see some photos i posted somewhere, oh i know, the St matts day topic, for a more real-life one, very disappointing i assure you

we called it bilge too!

well that's all i learnt, you can't say they changed it!? damn!

[UserRequestedRemoval]

Well hello folks, I'm back !

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

did you go away?

seems like you're here all the time...

[UserRequestedRemoval]

It seemed like a good way to enter a thread!

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

oh, ok, yeah we missed you loads, the conversation was really lacking something but now you've turned up....

oh cr@p it's gone 10pm I wonder if i can still get home?

[UserRequestedRemoval]

Well you better make sure you are safe sis!

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

phew last train 23.10

someone remind me to go home soon! - bro?

[UserRequestedRemoval]

How long to get to the train?

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

lock up building 5 mins

walk to station 8 mins

barriers, get to platform 2 mins

panic/falling over/emergency extra time 1.5 mins

[UserRequestedRemoval]

I will post here at 10:45 then