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Don't have a vehicle incident or heart attack
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:28 pm
by sejintenej
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:35 pm
by mvgrogan
Fjgrogan wrote:Les Barker is a great favourite of Maria's - particularly 'Have you got any news of the iceberg?' which I have on tape. I wonder if CH spawns a particular taste in humour?
I BLAME YOU BOTH.... I just spent 2 hours on youtube watching various Les Barker & Keith Donnelly clips - that was baby's nap time enjoyed but wasted!
Detritus is my favourite...
"
Go placidly amid the noise and haste;
And remember what peace there may be in silence.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk in front, for I may not follow.
Go over there somewhere
.... etc...
it includes such sage advice as...
"
Remember, if you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink himself stupid"
and
"
Bear in mind that depression is anger without enthusiasm and good health is merely the slowest way to die."
and finally
"...
never hit a man with glasses; always use something larger and heavier."

Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:25 pm
by J.R.
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:17 pm
by midget
Coffee machine-Have a cup with me
This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out.
1.. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2.. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON 'OPEN'
ENJOY!
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' !!!
Coffee machine-Have a cup with me
This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out.
1.. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2.. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON 'OPEN'
ENJOY!
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' !!!
http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flas ... 404_01.swf
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:04 am
by englishangel
Not a link, but not a joke either. Rather clever
Brain Teaser
I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer..
See if you can figure out what these words have in common. Without peeking!!
1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try....
Look at each word carefully. You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. This is so cool.....
Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters....
Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then send to more people and stump them as well. Then, you'll feel better too.
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:29 pm
by Mid A 15
Mrs Mid A solved it in about 3 minutes!
I wish I hadn't told her about it now!

Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:05 am
by englishangel
How to deal with an interruption.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8280016.stm
Of course the play has great ticket sales, it stars two of the sexiest men on the planet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HopA_Oh46M
Now going for a lie down.
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:29 pm
by sejintenej
For the gourmets and gourmands amongst you may I refer you to
http://www.aftouch-cuisine.com/recipe/l ... ne-778.htm
Of course you might just wish to prepare this dish for your friends, but before doing so and getting clogged with emotion, there is one necessary item to purchase; read the advert bottom right of the recipe.
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:55 pm
by englishangel
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:39 pm
by midget
Beautiful!
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:14 pm
by kerrensimmonds
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:16 pm
by sejintenej
"
A man can't just sit around." An armchair dreamer?
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html
Although just about everything on this site would qualify, could I also bring to your attention:
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2002-34.html
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:09 pm
by sejintenej
Flattery? By accident I discovered another chforum which is dedicated to heroes. No doubt if he reads it Paul Wade (Fantle) (Col A late 1950's / early 1960's) could translate
chforum.noice.cz
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:18 am
by englishangel
Re: Interesting or funny links
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:55 am
by Fjgrogan
Wow! It would never work in the London rush-hour though!