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Don't have a vehicle incident or heart attack

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:28 pm
by sejintenej

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:35 pm
by mvgrogan
Alan P5age wrote:Now this guy should have been made Poet Laureate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWl0QD9W-Oc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwoTM-wZXY4

The second poem here is my favorite one of his:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhXEgiyjdtA
Fjgrogan wrote:Les Barker is a great favourite of Maria's - particularly 'Have you got any news of the iceberg?' which I have on tape. I wonder if CH spawns a particular taste in humour?
I BLAME YOU BOTH.... I just spent 2 hours on youtube watching various Les Barker & Keith Donnelly clips - that was baby's nap time enjoyed but wasted! :lol:

Detritus is my favourite...
"Go placidly amid the noise and haste;
And remember what peace there may be in silence.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk in front, for I may not follow.
Go over there somewhere


.... etc...

it includes such sage advice as...
"Remember, if you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink himself stupid"
and
"Bear in mind that depression is anger without enthusiasm and good health is merely the slowest way to die."
and finally
"...never hit a man with glasses; always use something larger and heavier."

:lol: :) :D :lol: :) :D :lol: :) :D

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:25 pm
by J.R.

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:17 pm
by midget
Coffee machine-Have a cup with me


This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out.

1.. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2.. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON 'OPEN'
ENJOY!
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' !!!



Coffee machine-Have a cup with me


This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out.

1.. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2.. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON 'OPEN'
ENJOY!
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' !!!



http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flas ... 404_01.swf

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:04 am
by englishangel
Not a link, but not a joke either. Rather clever




Brain Teaser



I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer..

See if you can figure out what these words have in common. Without peeking!!


1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess



Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try....
Look at each word carefully. You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. This is so cool.....








Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters....






Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then send to more people and stump them as well. Then, you'll feel better too.

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:29 pm
by Mid A 15
Mrs Mid A solved it in about 3 minutes!

I wish I hadn't told her about it now! :wink:

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:05 am
by englishangel
How to deal with an interruption.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8280016.stm

Of course the play has great ticket sales, it stars two of the sexiest men on the planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HopA_Oh46M

Now going for a lie down.

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:29 pm
by sejintenej
For the gourmets and gourmands amongst you may I refer you to

http://www.aftouch-cuisine.com/recipe/l ... ne-778.htm

Of course you might just wish to prepare this dish for your friends, but before doing so and getting clogged with emotion, there is one necessary item to purchase; read the advert bottom right of the recipe.

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:55 pm
by englishangel

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:39 pm
by midget
Beautiful!

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:14 pm
by kerrensimmonds

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:16 pm
by sejintenej
"A man can't just sit around." An armchair dreamer?

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html





Although just about everything on this site would qualify, could I also bring to your attention:

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2002-34.html

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:09 pm
by sejintenej
Flattery? By accident I discovered another chforum which is dedicated to heroes. No doubt if he reads it Paul Wade (Fantle) (Col A late 1950's / early 1960's) could translate

chforum.noice.cz

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:18 am
by englishangel

Re: Interesting or funny links

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:55 am
by Fjgrogan
Wow! It would never work in the London rush-hour though!