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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:19 am
by Scone Lover
Me?? I am as innocent as new snow!

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:26 am
by huntertitus
guilty as hell, more like!

btw i have a weird gnawing noise between the floors of my place

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:28 am
by Scone Lover
You been speaking to Rory? No you can't have been, he knows what a good boy I am!

Have you got an escaped rodent?

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:12 am
by Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)
Scone Lover wrote:Me?? I am as innocent as new snow!
Can I quote you on this?

Ooh look I just have

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:10 pm
by huntertitus
Scone Lover wrote:You been speaking to Rory? No you can't have been, he knows what a good boy I am!

Have you got an escaped rodent?
No escaped rodent, just wildlife inbetween the cellar ceiling and the sitting room floorboards

Our cats will probably kill them soon

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:16 pm
by Scone Lover
Oh nice creatures with long whiskers and beady eyes

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:20 pm
by huntertitus
well I for one don't like rats at all

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:23 pm
by Scone Lover
What about your girls? Mine all love rats!

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:49 pm
by huntertitus
I have 2 girls, and my wife hates them and my daughter prefers dogs, cats, ponies, goldfish the list is endless

My 11 yr old boy is the one who likes rats

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:09 pm
by Scone Lover
I like it when you have to get rid of whatever it is IMMEDIATELY but it must be humanely!

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:22 pm
by huntertitus
I leave it to nature now

i.e. 2 cats

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:37 pm
by sejintenej
huntertitus wrote:
Scone Lover wrote:Have you got an escaped rodent?
No escaped rodent, just wildlife inbetween the cellar ceiling and the sitting room floorboards

Our cats will probably kill them soon
We have loire gris between the lounge ceiling and bathroom floor at the farm. They are like squirrels but with vicious teeth; the Romans brought them to England as food - edible dormice.
I trap them and "humanely" dispose of them - they don't complain.

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:50 pm
by DavebytheSea
huntertitus wrote:I have 2 girls, and my wife hates them .......
Well they certainly can be quite difficult at times. Mine turned out all right in the end though.

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:59 pm
by Scone Lover
So the Roman edible dormice are not the same as the mice we see now?

I wonder what they taste like?

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:20 am
by huntertitus
The scratching noise has gone and one of the cats looks satisfied

My wife doesn't hate daughter, she hates rats

Selective quoting can change the meaning of the sentence somewhat

I once went to the downstairs bog early in the morning and an enormous rat was sitting on the seat looking at me cheekily

It didnt run away and I really got the horrors

I shut the door and later the rat was throwing itself at the window trying to escape

I got a gun when I returned from work but the creature had returned by the same route he'd arrived