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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:28 pm
by huntertitus
This reminds me of the first time Dr Hoskins asked me to produce a stool
I had no idea what he meant
I had visions of pulling one out of a top hat like a magician!
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:36 pm
by J.R.
I remember being asked in hospital at the tender age of 7 after tonsil removal, "Have you opened your bowels this morning ?"
Didn't have an effing clue what the nurse was talking about, so said "No !"
Hated Syrup of Figs ever since !
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:41 pm
by UserRequestedRemoval
When I had my tonsils removed I was looking forward to he ice cream I was told I would get.....................I got bl**dy fish with the bones in which promptly got stuck in my throat.
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:20 pm
by J.R.
soc wrote:When I had my tonsils removed I was looking forward to he ice cream I was told I would get.....................I got bl**dy fish with the bones in which promptly got stuck in my throat.
Did you get a tummy
HAKE as well ?
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:21 pm
by Richard Ruck
Oh Cod, it's happening again!
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:22 pm
by UserRequestedRemoval
No but it is alleged that I gave a nurse a black eye during the operation. I thought that was impossible as they paralyse you dont they?
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:26 pm
by huntertitus
He must have given her a PIKE in the eye
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:27 pm
by J.R.
soc wrote:No but it is alleged that I gave a nurse a black eye during the operation. I thought that was impossible as they paralyse you dont they?
Nurses can also do very interesting things with a pencil if you get
'aroused' !!
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:29 pm
by marty
J.R. wrote:soc wrote:No but it is alleged that I gave a nurse a black eye during the operation. I thought that was impossible as they paralyse you dont they?
Nurses can also do very interesting things with a pencil if you get
'aroused' !!
Is there a joke about lead in pencils coming?
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:39 pm
by UserRequestedRemoval
Knowing JR, very probably
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:13 pm
by huntertitus
Is Rutley alluding to his CODpiece when he says "pencil"?
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:19 pm
by DavebytheSea
J.R. wrote:soc wrote:No but it is alleged that I gave a nurse a black eye during the operation. I thought that was impossible as they paralyse you dont they?
Nurses can also do very interesting things with a pencil if you get
'aroused' !!
I suppose it would make a good perch for the ladies if they got tired. Have to be careful how they sat down though .............
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:21 pm
by DavebytheSea
They might find it gurnard
(Talk about warming the cockles of your part)
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:27 pm
by DavebytheSea
DavebytheSea wrote:They might find it gurnard
Just mullet over
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:43 pm
by DavebytheSea
Perhaps this is not the right plaice .......