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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:33 am
by DavebytheSea
sport! wrote:
Rory wrote:maybe she's bittern off more than she can chew...
surely not, I heard she was a gannet
No - they are black backed gals (ouch!)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:34 am
by englishangel
Wow, are my ears burning !!!!!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:19 pm
by J.R.
Bet she's off to the corner shop now, to by a PENQUIN and half a pond of STORK !


........... or if she's got a head-ache, a packet of PARROTcetamol ! :roll:

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:33 pm
by Richard Ruck
Perhaps she's had to bury a cat, and has gone to the kittiwake....

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:02 am
by Rory
What have we started here...
I plead innocent, mallard.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:07 am
by Richard Ruck
J.R. wrote:Bet she's off to the corner shop now, to by a PENQUIN and half a pond of STORK !


........... or if she's got a head-ache, a packet of PARROTcetamol ! :roll:
Yellow Card, J.R. !!!!!!

A parrot is not a sea bird, nor any sort of waterfowl....! :lol:

You'll be up before the beak, next time. :roll:

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:21 am
by englishangel
Sorry about that I wnet out for a meal, in Newcastle.

a ate all my dinner and the waitress asked "Would you like any moor (sic) hen?"

I said "No thank you, just give me my bill"

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:23 am
by Rory
thats a long way to go for a meal.
What did you wear - a grey plover maybe???
It does get chilly up north.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:26 am
by Richard Ruck
englishangel wrote:Sorry about that I wnet out for a meal, in Newcastle.

a ate all my dinner and the waitress asked "Would you like any moor (sic) hen?"

I said "No thank you, just give me my bill"
Do you like the Geordie accent? I think it's fine.

Brummie, on the other hand, is like aural sandpiper....

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:43 am
by Richard Ruck
Gone for a while - have to swan off to a meeting.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:44 am
by englishangel
Richard Ruck wrote:
englishangel wrote:Sorry about that I wnet out for a meal, in Newcastle.

a ate all my dinner and the waitress asked "Would you like any moor (sic) hen?"

I said "No thank you, just give me my bill"
Do you like the Geordie accent? I think it's fine.

Brummie, on the other hand, is like aural sandpiper....
I like a Geordie accent just fine. Went to Uni in Brum and have 2 sandpiper nephews.

I on the other hand have a smooth southern accent soft as eider down.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:05 pm
by J.R.
Richard Ruck wrote:Gone for a while - have to swan off to a meeting.
Now, if you'd said that in a POSH Housey accent, it would have sounded like: "Gone for a WHALE.........."

(OK, it's not a bird, but it is MARINE.....)

Incidently, parrots ARE aquatic, if you throw the squarking bleeders in the English Channel !

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:34 pm
by Mid A 15
We are going to (r) egret starting this thread!

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:39 pm
by Richard Ruck
Mid A 15 wrote:We are going to (r) egret starting this thread!
Oh dear....!

Time to fetch your coot, I think.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:00 pm
by Mid A 15
Richard Ruck wrote:
Mid A 15 wrote:We are going to (r) egret starting this thread!
Oh dear....!

Time to fetch your coot, I think.
OK! OK! Keep your he-ron! If I partake of an illegal substance maybe we can have a stonechat!