Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:59 pm**

BTaylor wrote:
sejintenej wrote:
englishangel wrote:a merkin is a pubic wig
that is a secondary meaning to "a national of the United States of America" - in newsgroupspeak
If Yanks are Merkins, what are Brits? Teabags?

.......................les rosbifs

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:01 am**

shoz wrote:I just have to say that it is impossible to have a better pet than a cat!

Cats are killers - even put me into A & E and kept in. Even now I'm coughing like a trooper despite the inhalers even though there's none in the house.

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:14 am**

Dogs are more fun...

They tend to do what they are told...

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:19 am**

Great Plum wrote:Dogs are more fun...

They tend to do what they are told...

Well, some do...!

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:34 am**

dogs win paws down. cats are nice too though, but I'd get a dog first

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:40 am**

Hendrik wrote:dogs win paws down. cats are nice too though, but I'd get a dog first

So would I...

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:13 pm**

englishangel wrote:a merkin is a pubic wig

I know I shouldn't ask this,

BUT

How does one 'attach' it ?

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:15 pm**

J.R. wrote:
englishangel wrote:a merkin is a pubic wig
I know I shouldn't ask this,

BUT

How does one 'attach' it ?

with a staple gun

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:21 pm**

englishangel wrote:
J.R. wrote:
englishangel wrote:a merkin is a pubic wig
I know I shouldn't ask this,

BUT

How does one 'attach' it ?
with a staple gun

So engaging in certain oral practises could be seen as eating a STAPLE diet, then ?

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:14 pm**

Look JR if you NEED a merkin just say so and come out of the closet!

Use glue - preferably something that doesn't disintegrate with water

Mary - you are a naughty girl - just think JR May well have tried to use a staple gun...... or is it a wish of yours that he does?????????????????????

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:19 pm**

Great Plum wrote:Dogs are more fun...

They tend to do what they are told...

Cats don't learn English because they have no intention of doing what you tell them to do

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:23 pm**

cats have 9 lives ergo they win...................

I'm going to start a new topic - good looK for it!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:19 pm**

A good use for a cat, to repel boarders.

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:19 pm**

and a hamster

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:27 pm**

How DO you upload j-pegs on this site ?

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