Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc.)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:19 pm

Steady up, John! We're in the divert bit already, Old Chum!

.... and I must say I do like the prospect of Ruth being a "pants" student (whatever that may mean).

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:28 pm

I feel a quick rub down with a damp copy of the 'Sporting Life' coming on !!!

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:51 pm

Ruth, you will have to be careful - I don't know if the older members of this forum can take much more of this!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:56 pm

Great Plum wrote:Ruth, you will have to be careful - I don't know if the older members of this forum can take much more of this!

What's this? What's this? Am I now to be thus classified? ...... and with J.R. of all things?

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:58 pm

oh sorry; I already apologised but here's another...

yeah well I can't use really bad words so I use pants

no that doesn't help!! the word "pants" that's what I mean

I think I should stop digging now

all I meant was I wasn't a very good student. ok?

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:58 pm

There are probably far worse members to be lumped with...

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:59 pm

ooh what's lumping and can I join in?

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:01 pm

I don't know - ask DBTS and JR...

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:41 pm

hey guys where are you?

important question for you...

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:56 pm

they have disappeared!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:08 pm

Great Plum wrote:they have disappeared!

... gone to harping practice - back soon!

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:22 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:i was a pants student

i did a pants course which was not in the slightest bit academic

i never had a seminar with anyone

Was the pants course part of a fashion degree?

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:34 pm

Corset was.

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:47 pm

Are you an UNDIES-irable chap?

Perhaps you live in PETTYCOAT Lane

Plenty of FRILLS there to make you STAY

Don't get BRAssed off with me

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:20 am

Great Plum wrote:There are probably far worse members to be lumped with...

Whom? (My shortest post?)