How glad I am I stopped in the making of a chocolate torte to read that.
Funny things your children have said
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Angela Woodford
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Oh Sallz! That is totally wonderful.
How glad I am I stopped in the making of a chocolate torte to read that.

How glad I am I stopped in the making of a chocolate torte to read that.
"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple, and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here again.""
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Angela, I know exactly who this post was aimed at, and all I can say is that it was unseasonable. You should be ashamed of yourself.Angela Woodford wrote:How glad I am I stopped in the making of a chocolate torte to read that.
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I'm happy to say that this year's version is a particularly nice one! It's all in the choice of dark chocolate - 1lb of it melted and blended with a pint of thick double cream! A huge bowlful of this thick glossy chocolate mixture is a particular treat to stir. A slosh or two of the liqueur of one's choice... it sets on a base of Amaretti biscuit into the lushest, richest, most luxurious wedge of smooth voluptuous chocolatey bliss...Ajarn Philip wrote:
Angela, I know exactly who this post was aimed at, and all I can say is that it was unseasonable. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I torte you'd like to know!
Happy Christmas Philip!
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"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple, and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here again.""
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And a merry Christmas to you too, Angela!
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When my eldest son was 3, he had difficulty getting his little tricycle round the corner of the lounge door.
He got off, looked at it, and kicked the tyres--- remarking "Buddy ting-- Buddy ting !"
Apparantly this had been learned watching Daddy trying to get the car (A 1938 Opel Kapitan -- Wish I had it now !) started !
Moral : they hear everything !
The same "Child" now 55 once asked me,-- aged 17,-- "What's the point of Parents ? " --- I replied "To clear Overdrafts ! "
I am glad to say that he has had to do it for his own children ---- Hooray !
He got off, looked at it, and kicked the tyres--- remarking "Buddy ting-- Buddy ting !"
Apparantly this had been learned watching Daddy trying to get the car (A 1938 Opel Kapitan -- Wish I had it now !) started !
Moral : they hear everything !
The same "Child" now 55 once asked me,-- aged 17,-- "What's the point of Parents ? " --- I replied "To clear Overdrafts ! "
I am glad to say that he has had to do it for his own children ---- Hooray !