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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:55 pm
by Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)
nothing I can suggest for that I'm afraid
other than going down the pub...
I navigate by pubs too
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:58 pm
by Scone Lover
Is there still a big kebab shop on Stretham High Street not far from this great pub that did loads of real ales. I bought a mixed kebab from there once and couldn't walk afterwards, it was huge!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:06 pm
by Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)
alas not only is there no good kebab shop, there is no pub that does lots of real ales
well only the Wetherspoons... and it's not great, even for a 'spoons.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:49 pm
by Scone Lover
Now that just is not right. Both the kebab shop and the pub were worth travelling miles for
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:37 pm
by Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)
tell me about it
that's why i'm beginning to think about relocating...
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:12 pm
by Scone Lover
Ah you need to be near your bro and all the real ale we have!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:00 pm
by sejintenej
Ruthie-Baby wrote:I decided when I was about 3 that I'm going to get married at Plummers Plain.
better than Pratt's Bottom, I suppose
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:09 am
by Scone Lover
Or even Wyre Piddle, North Piddle or Lower Piddle
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:44 am
by cj
Or Penistone. Or Tw@tt (Orkney Isles).
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:49 am
by cj
It won't let me write the genuine name of a geographical location.
At the fourth attempt, it begins with the letter 'T', then follows a 'w', coming shortly thereafter 'a', ending in a double 't'. Lower case ****. Upper class **** (I've written it in capitals but you can't see the joke, a bit like a visual gag on the radio). Now at the beginning of each line
T
w
a
t
t
And that's the name of the village!
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:49 am
by Scone Lover
Exactly!
There is even a small village near me call much dullop
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:55 am
by cj
This may appeal to a small number of forum members.
http://www.rudebritain.co.uk/
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:58 am
by cj
Or this.
http://www.cowdery.demon.co.uk/Rude.htm
Nobton-on-nob could be straight out of Viz.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:07 am
by Scone Lover
Those are good, thanks for that
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:08 am
by cj
Or even this!
http://www.i-r-genius.com/rudeplaces.html
An impetuous and vigourous River of Arse. In France. Naturellement.