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I see it's.......................

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:49 pm
by J.R.
Ladies Day at Ascot.

Shouldn't it really be called Posers Day ?

Wannabee's on parade. YUK !

Claire Balding looks like she should be on top of a cake. Bit rich coming from someone who bats for the opposition.

Maybe they should all apply for 'Big Brother' !

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:07 pm
by Euterpe13
If it offends you, why are you watching it ??? Go out and dig the garden or paint the fence, or something.
Unless your better half has forced you to do so? ... :lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:05 pm
by jtaylor
Do they have a "Men's Day" too??

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:08 pm
by ben ashton
im tryin to make my house vaguely clean as moving out soon, volunteers welcome :)

ps. year old masking tape glue and arm hair dont mix. not quite sure how it happened, but just spent 10 minutes with a knife and neat fairy liquid seperating the 2, not advised

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:46 pm
by Hendrik
and knowing the hair on you, that must have taken some unsticking!

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:44 pm
by cj
ben ashton wrote:ps. year old masking tape glue and arm hair dont mix. not quite sure how it happened, but just spent 10 minutes with a knife and neat fairy liquid seperating the 2, not advised
See the thread on bikini waxing. Give it a good yank and stop being such a wimp!!!!!

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:53 pm
by DavebytheSea
ben ashton wrote:ps. year old masking tape glue and arm hair dont mix. not quite sure how it happened, but just spent 10 minutes with a knife and neat fairy liquid seperating the 2, not advised
I am quite curious about this masking tape. Given that it is a year old, the exact point of adhesion to your person must have been reasonably static as well as ..... er ........ hairy.

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:42 pm
by J.R.
cj wrote:
ben ashton wrote:ps. year old masking tape glue and arm hair dont mix. not quite sure how it happened, but just spent 10 minutes with a knife and neat fairy liquid seperating the 2, not advised
See the thread on bikini waxing. Give it a good yank and stop being such a wimp!!!!!
I typed 'Bikini Wax' into my search engine on the Image option.

Hmmmmm !

Incidently, I have absolutely nothing against beautiful ladies dressing up to the nines. i just fail to see what it has to do with the sport of Kings. If they ride horses dressed like that, them I'm quite prepared to watch !

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:56 pm
by englishangel
Some jockeys are dads,
some jockeys are mums,
You can tell which are which
By the shape of their bums.

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:03 pm
by J.R.
englishangel wrote:Some jockeys are dads,
some jockeys are mums,
You can tell which are which
By the shape of their bums.
... and wistful smiles on some faces ???

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:26 am
by ben ashton
to clarify, the masking tape had been stuck on the floor for a year. i was scraping it off said floor. had a big ball of the stuff in my hand, and somehow got it all over my arm. there was nothing to rip off in a manly way, just the gluey bit

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:07 am
by marty
jtaylor wrote:Do they have a "Men's Day" too??
Maybe it's organised by the same people who run my local sexist gym!!!

Disappointed not to see a silly poll on this thread...

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:27 am
by Great Plum
Did yo get a reply from your sexist gym?

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:04 pm
by J.R.
Great Plum wrote:Did yo get a reply from your sexist gym?
I think they sent him a pink leotard in a plain brown paper parcel !!

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:06 pm
by marty
I didn't get a reply no.

I've now registered for gender re-assignment and you must now all call me 'Loretta'...