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What a start to my year!
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:57 pm
by Katharine
As some of you know, I took over as Chairman of 41 Inner Wheel Clubs in mid & north Wales, Wirral and Merseyside on 1st July. (International Inner Wheel is one of the largest ladies service organisations in the world - and I went to NZ for the International Convention).
On Sunday I wore my chain of office for the first time at an official lunch - and got locked in the loo!! On Monday I went to my own Club's Change of Presidents - my knicker elastic went as I arrived and as I left one shoe literally disintegrated leaving the sole in a puddle. On Tuesday I went to Leicester for the National Handover and stayed at the university - nothing dreadful that day. Wednesday morning I had a shower and as I opened the door, the hinge pin fell out and there I was in the dripping nude holding on to a glass door that wanted to fall to the ground! That afternoon I developed a migraine. How much more of this can I take? There are still more than 360 days to go!
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:05 pm
by englishangel
Just think, it can only get better.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:06 pm
by marty
...unless you're John Prescott (which I hope you're not)
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:08 pm
by englishangel
....surely it can't get worse for him?
You must be watching Q time as well Marty, that is who they are discussing right this minute
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:33 pm
by marty
he's always on there isn't he? I tell you who else is ALWAYS on telly, practically everyday, and that's bl**dy Shami Chakravati - the Liberty/Human Rights do-gooder. She's on every channel all the time. I'm sick of her!!!
Re: What a start to my year!
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:40 pm
by Mid A 15
Katharine wrote:As some of you know, I took over as Chairman of 41 Inner Wheel Clubs in mid & north Wales, Wirral and Merseyside on 1st July. (International Inner Wheel is one of the largest ladies service organisations in the world - and I went to NZ for the International Convention).
On Sunday I wore my chain of office for the first time at an official lunch - and got locked in the loo!! On Monday I went to my own Club's Change of Presidents - my knicker elastic went as I arrived and as I left one shoe literally disintegrated leaving the sole in a puddle. On Tuesday I went to Leicester for the National Handover and stayed at the university - nothing dreadful that day. Wednesday morning I had a shower and as I opened the door, the hinge pin fell out and there I was in the dripping nude holding on to a glass door that wanted to fall to the ground! That afternoon I developed a migraine. How much more of this can I take?
There are still more than 360 days to go!
Now you know why Camilla's moaning about her royal engagements
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:42 pm
by Mid A 15
marty wrote:he's always on there isn't he? I tell you who else is ALWAYS on telly, practically everyday, and that's bl**dy Shami Chakravati - the Liberty/Human Rights do-gooder. She's on every channel all the time. I'm sick of her!!!
I'm glad I'm not the only one to think that!
Mind you I find myself agreeing with her quite a lot which is a bit disconcerting.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:53 pm
by cj
Always wear your best pants.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:48 am
by DavebytheSea
cj wrote:Always wear your best pants.
they might become rather ripe after a week or two, though.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:02 am
by cj
DavebytheSea wrote:cj wrote:Always wear your best pants.
they might become rather ripe after a week or two, though.
Us ladies tend to have more than one pair, and remove them at the end of the day!!!
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:25 am
by J.R.
marty wrote:...unless you're John Prescott (which I hope you're not)
He never seemed to have problems with his secretary's knicker-elastic keeping 'em down !!