Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

Posted: **Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:48 pm**

Since 8.29pm on the day before yesterday (now 11.50am) there has only been one post, (about 24 hours ago) from our esteemed Forum Founder.

Is everyone else sitting at the airport?

Posted: **Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:12 pm**

Well Fona was, I heard her on Radio 4!!!

Posted: **Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:16 pm**

Surely Fiona knows everything...

I blame the absence of JR!

Posted: **Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:49 pm**

Of course npot - a record is a circular bit of vinyl. (and by the way, who, what, where and why is Fiona Bruce?

Somehow I reckon somebody (no names here) seems to have been manipulating the voting; after I voted it showed that I hadn't voted for the key which I pressed.

It's a bit like the efforts being made to stop me progressing - how many messages have I sent with the same number scored? Isn't it about time you started working backwards?

Posted: **Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:54 pm**

Great Plum wrote:I blame the absence of JR!

Certainly is quieter in his absence

Posted: **Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:25 pm**

fiona Bruce is a BBC news presenter whio is being stalked by Marty.

Posted: **Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:54 pm**

englishangel wrote:fiona Bruce is a BBC news presenter whio is being stalked by Marty.

I'd prefer the term 'coveted' to 'stalked' if you don't mind EnglishAngel...

Posted: **Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:37 pm**

marty wrote:
englishangel wrote:fiona Bruce is a BBC news presenter whio is being stalked by Marty.
I'd prefer the term 'coveted' to 'stalked' if you don't mind EnglishAngel...

Quite evidently you did not take in your Christianity lessons - "Thou shall not covet .....thy neighbour's ox* ......"

Since I haven't seen fiona with a small "f" I will assume that your taste is reasonable though, on the other hand, since it is only you who covets her (whatever it is) then ........

*when typing this (after a few glasses of the red stuff) I put in a "p" in front of this word- is there something psychological about that insertion? (No, I don't have it before you ask)

Posted: **Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:19 am**

marty wrote:
englishangel wrote:fiona Bruce is a BBC news presenter whio is being stalked by Marty.
I'd prefer the term 'coveted' to 'stalked' if you don't mind EnglishAngel...

'has a crush on' then

Posted: **Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:46 pm**

sejintenej wrote:Quite evidently you did not take in your Christianity lessons - "Thou shall not covet .....thy neighbour's ox* ......"

How can you possibly compare a lovely creature such as Fiona to a beast of burden such as an ox?

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:16 pm**

Fiona and me had a lovely month's holiday together, but thanks for asking.

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:40 pm**

marty wrote:
sejintenej wrote:Quite evidently you did not take in your Christianity lessons - "Thou shall not covet .....thy neighbour's ox* ......"
How can you possibly compare a lovely creature such as Fiona to a beast of burden such as an ox?

You have only seen the outside and over the clothes. How do you know what is underneath? Folks need to know. Perhaps the "p" was appropriate - though of course I'm not saying that I know (or don't know)....

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:38 pm**

sejintenej wrote:
marty wrote:
sejintenej wrote:Quite evidently you did not take in your Christianity lessons - "Thou shall not covet .....thy neighbour's ox* ......"
How can you possibly compare a lovely creature such as Fiona to a beast of burden such as an ox?
You have only seen the outside and over the clothes. How do you know what is underneath? Folks need to know. Perhaps the "p" was appropriate - though of course I'm not saying that I know (or don't know)....

You only have to ask !!!

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