Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

Oh Dear, dear, dear.

It seems the Pakistan Cricket team have got their headgear in a twist.

(I was going to say the Paki Cricketeers, but that might have offended someone.)

Seems they've forfeited the 3rd test and await further punishment. How about a couple of years in Belmarsh Nick with Abu Hamzar, (or is he out on parole enabling him to audition for the part of Captain Hook in this years Chrissy pantomine ??)

(There'll be letters to 'The Times' !)

and there was me thinking all this was about the 4th test!

STOP PRESS.

Abu didn't get the part of Cap' n Hook, after all !

He was caught ball-tampering with Peter Pan !