Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

This is funny -
Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mum
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a cricket bat
21-------a ninja
22-------David Beckham
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Grey----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 pounds
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made

Mine (today) is: I had lunch with a noodle because I hate myself

Mine has come out as:

"I kicked my mobile because I'm sexy and I do what I want"

A good combination is April, 17, None, heh heh!

I`m sure there are lots of good combinations !! Mine, oddly and boringly enough was almost the same as Katharine`s - the fact that we have the same birthday might have something to do with it!!

I had lunch with a noodle because I was high.

I loved a phone because I 'm NOT homosexual.

Hmmmm!!!

I did the macarena with a goat because the voices told me to.

Mid A 15 wrote:I did the macarena with a goat because the voices told me to.

I think that fits most of us on here

Agreed

I danced with a goat because I'm cool like that

I did the macarena with a bird bath because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I loved a noodle because im a ninja

I choked on a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

I danced with my brother because that's how I roll
(which may explain why I'm single.... oh dear ... )

It got me a promotion once