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Has anyone really got a list of foes?

Would we tell you if we had?

I am not now allowed to answer that question !

gma wrote:Has anyone really got a list of foes?

If so who is on it?!

If so who is on it?!

I am not now allowed to answer that question !

Would we tell you if we had?

Hells teeth, that's worse than being at school; never knew if you were in or out until it was too late!

I'm off to phone my therapist !!

gma wrote:
I'm off to phone my therapist !!

You Rang ??????

You Rang ??????

My dear Julias C, thank god you left me a message. It's terrible, it's all happening all over again! I've just done that whole revisit, healing year, going back to Hertford thing and now I suddenly find that:

I don't know how to play Philip's follow in game - the last one I knew was scissors and no-one's playing that anymore;
I'm addicted to cj's eight1 online scrabble game;
I'm worried that I went to school with a load of crackheads even tho' they're only confessing to Worthington, plonk and cool cigarettes right now, this could be the trickel that became the deluge;
I don't remember wearing some of the uniforms or my order for marching down to chapel;
In Mallet's M I keep getting all the obvious ones and I think there might be a conspiracy;
The mattresses are well comfy but the bedlinens been darned a million times and someone tucked me in like sausage roll last night and it took me three hours to get out;
I got in trouble for cutting the fire alarm wires and wandering outside in the middle of the night but I didn't get in trouble when I'd done it the previous 4 terms;
I lost my tennis racqet;
I think they might be going to expel me and
I might be having acid flashbacks, which would be a challenge asI have no acid taking history or maybe just forgot?

Do you think I'm imagining things? Call back soon. How's the golf coming?

Lots of love from
Your next Bermudan Holiday Fund

gma wrote:

You Rang ??????

My dear Julias C, thank god you left me a message. It's terrible, it's all happening all over again! I've just done that whole revisit, healing year, going back to Hertford thing and now I suddenly find that:

I don't know how to play Philip's follow in game - the last one I knew was scissors and no-one's playing that anymore;
I like scissors, and I'm extremely fond of clippers. Cutting tools in general turn me on no end. Not to mention hairdressers. Shears, however, do nothing for me at all....

I'm addicted to cj's eight1 online scrabble game;
You really do need a shrink, don't you?

I'm worried that I went to school with a load of crackheads even tho' they're only confessing to Worthington, plonk and cool cigarettes right now, this could be the trickel that became the deluge;
They're all lying.

I don't remember wearing some of the uniforms or my order for marching down to chapel;
I'm told you never wore anything when marching to chapel...

In Mallet's M I keep getting all the obvious ones and I think there might be a conspiracy;
theory

The mattresses are well comfy but the bedlinens been darned a million times and someone tucked me in like sausage roll last night and it took me three hours to get out;
I love sausage rolls.

I got in trouble for cutting the fire alarm wires and wandering outside in the middle of the night but I didn't get in trouble when I'd done it the previous 4 terms;
The previous 4 terms they thought you were sleepwalking.

I lost my tennis racqet;
Daft bat.

I think they might be going to expel me
They did. For marching naked to chapel.

and I might be having acid flashbacks, which would be a challenge asI have no acid taking history or maybe just forgot?
Use carbolic.

The bill is in the post. It involves Donaldson.

ROTFLMHO!!!

Without wanting to sound like an ignoramus the point/meaning of this thread has completely passed me by. What on earth is going on?

Without wanting to sound like an ignoramus the point/meaning of this thread has completely passed me by. What on earth is going on?

Sorry Marty, I was looking at the user control panel and one of the tabs is for friends and foesa nd I just wondered if anyone actually used the 'foe' bit! Then it all got horribly out of control, JR who was kind enough to offer therapy looks like Caesar in his avatar and that was mentioned in Mallets Mallet and as for Professor U, he just needs help and clearly much more than I do!!

So, have you got names in your 'foes' folder (or did you not before but do now? )

I see - it's all clear now! Thanks, GMA! In answer to your question I don't. I was considering adding JR to the list of foes after he took an unhealthy interest in Fiona Bruce but thankfully he's made do with Kate Silverton instead.

The bill is in the post. It involves Donaldson.

Can offer the Gap series or Mordant's Need - I'm dreadfully sorry but Linden Avery 3 (on it'sthird title) and 4 is still gestating! (Have a look at Kevins Watch - on line site, well funny and you thought we were freaky for leprosy!!)

Does that buy me enough therapy to get me through the big 5 - 0? (Not for two years+ yet but should position the stress levels nicely for you! !)

I was considering adding JR to the list of foes after he took an unhealthy interest in Fiona Bruce but thankfully he's made do with Kate Silverton instead.

Let's hope the fab Fi doesn't take to wearing specs - another thread leads me to believe that that may tilt the scales in favour of La Fi!! (Also, nice line in stalking, well done!)

gma wrote:Then it all got horribly out of control, JR who was kind enough to offer therapy looks like Caesar in his avatar

Out of control? These analysis sessions are carefully structured for the 50 minute hour, I believe. On the couch with JR! Would he have rushed in for your consultation a bit bloodstained in battledress - armour, cloak, plumed head dressy thing on helmet? Or suavely awaiting you; bathed, scented and oiled by a slave-with-a-strigil, in toga virilis and olive wreath?