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Expenses !

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:08 pm
by J.R.
Is there any truth to the rumour that self-employed people can now get their expenses ratified by their M.P. rather than send them to H.M. Inspector of Taxes :?: :?:

:lol:

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:17 pm
by NEILL THE NOTORIOUS
Of course, MPs ARE Self-emplyed. and from the look of things, it doesn't matter ---- since HM (?) Inspector of Taxes is employed by the Government ---- MPs ! ! :lol:

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:13 am
by englishangel
I thought WE (i.e. taxpayers) employed the Civil Service and the Government. Maybe individual MPs are self-employed, don't know about that one.

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:30 am
by NEILL THE NOTORIOUS
And who appoints the Head of the Civil Service ? --- not by Election ! :lol:

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:35 am
by J.R.
Ms Lumley for P.M., I say !!!

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:07 pm
by blondie95
her her

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 3:34 pm
by J.R.
Well, I've just read todays, (Monday 11th. May), front page leader.

Now the Tories are at at it.

Next week the Lib-Dems ?

Think it'll be the BNP for me at the next election. At least they haven't fiddled anything yet !!!

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 3:48 pm
by NEILL THE NOTORIOUS
By all accounts (Sorry about the pun !) you may have to vote that way JR ---- Remember the Brownshirts in 1933 ? :lol:

No, of course you don't remember ------ But I do !

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:32 pm
by J.R.
I did a very long study on WWII at CH Neill.

The brownshirts didn't last that long. Night of the Long Knives, and all that.

Anyway, I don't believe the BNP to be facists nowadays. Just people who love their country, hence NATIONAL.

No, before anyone asks - I'm not racist. Ask half the squad of Dorking Football Club, who incidently happen to think like I do.

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 5:06 pm
by NEILL THE NOTORIOUS
I appreciate what you say JR --- but remember, I, of the 1928 Vintage (?) am "Conditioned" by Age and the Political Persuasion of my Family, since we were Whigs !
We shall agree to dis-agree ? :)

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:21 pm
by Ajarn Philip
J.R. wrote:No, before anyone asks - I'm not racist. Ask half the squad of Dorking Football Club, who incidently happen to think like I do.
You mean they are going to vote for the BNP? :shock:

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:11 am
by J.R.
You'd be surprised at just how 'Nationalistic' some of them are !

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:21 pm
by blondie95
one claimed to have the Moat cleaned...now i know they denied and it didnt go through as an exspense but they fact the thought crossed their mind and they tried to claim it! I think the tory claims are far more ridiculous and entertaining than the labour ones!

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:27 pm
by J.R.
Moat Cleared.

New water pipe and drainage under tennis-court.

Removal of wood-worm so 2nd property could be put on the market.

2nd television.

(more interesting ones to follow, I'm sure !)

Re: Expenses !

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:32 am
by CHAZ
and now th eLib Dems have their piece of the cake with some chap letting his daughter chill in his flat!
Is there not a party that's free of this?

maybe those BNP chaps?