Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

Now that Rock School is out of the way, the question seems to be What Next?

I thought I'd just float the following idea for a new show.

PREMISE: David Sullivan is invited to Christ's Hospital and put in charge of 10 teenagers for 6 weeks.

Porn School, anyone?

Well, Jack, it'd certainly help shake off any image of stuffiness the school may still possess in some people's eyes.

But here's my own suggestion.

PREMISE: Ten pupils are given lobotomies and are then followed by a camera crew for six weeks as they blunder about with a glazed look in their eyes, spill food down their coats, get lost in Horsham, f*ck up their GCSEs and prove to be complete spazzes on the sports pitch.

Moron School, anybody?

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Or they could do that to 10 members of staff, although we might not notice any difference in behavior.

Sorry, no offence to current members of staff, it's just I have to deal with teachers/trainee teachers every day, and most are complete morons!

Spoonbill wrote:Well, Jack, it'd certainly help shake off any image of stuffiness the school may still possess in some people's eyes.

But here's my own suggestion.

PREMISE: Ten pupils are given lobotomies and are then followed by a camera crew for six weeks as they blunder about with a glazed look in their eyes, spill food down their coats, get lost in Horsham, f*ck up their GCSEs and prove to be complete spazzes on the sports pitch.

Moron School, anybody?

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So you are talking about the period when I was at the school !

A Dirty Old Jack wrote:Now that Rock School is out of the way, the question seems to be What Next?

I thought I'd just float the following idea for a new show.

PREMISE: David Sullivan is invited to Christ's Hospital and put in charge of 10 teenagers for 6 weeks.

Porn School, anyone?

Surely you'd call the series cock school...

Welcome back Jack ! Your secret is safe with us.

Surely it would be called "School for Scandal" !

(Nothing new there, then !)

BTaylor wrote:

A Dirty Old Jack wrote:Now that Rock School is out of the way, the question seems to be What Next?

I thought I'd just float the following idea for a new show.

PREMISE: David Sullivan is invited to Christ's Hospital and put in charge of 10 teenagers for 6 weeks.

Porn School, anyone?

Surely you'd call the series cock school...

Pork School?

Or, hey, how about

PREMISE: A group of teenage pupils go to Itchingfield churchyard, dig up the corpses of ten former schoolmasters, take them to the Old Science School and reanimate them. Then a camera crew follows the ten zombies for six weeks as they rampage through the school grounds, attacking pupils and teachers and eating their flesh and innards.

Ghoul School, maybe?

(Or is this simply the normal CH method of recruiting bokkers?)

Were you watching 'Dawn of the Dead' last night by any chance?

englishangel wrote:Were you watching 'Dawn of the Dead' last night by any chance?

No. But when I was 16 I spent two weeks doing Work Experience at the laboratory of a mad scientist.