40!
40 is nothing!
At least I haven't gone all grey, I console myself. Just a few grey hairs round the edges. A tiny touch up with a bit of L'Oréal, and I'm ready to rock and roll.
Think of the free prescriptions! And I can't think of much else I'd get free.
Now I have to learn to drive a giant Saab, a lorry, a pick-up truck, a Subaru, a fork-lift thingy and a Maserati. I may have lamented in the past that I'm a nervous driver, deeply sensitive to criticism... Yes, turning 60 is going to be
challenging!
"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple, and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Cunning plans are here again.""