Exactly what we had in Barnes B, even when I got there in 1959. Sillet must have got his idea from us. They were only used on the top table, for those just below House Monitor level. The rest of us just had the long tables, the middle one being used for ping pong, when we could.wurzel wrote:Sillett did the same in LHB, they were built in the summer of 83 just in time for my LE and were basically a zig zag of vertical wooden panels sat on the big tables so if viewed from above they would have looked like a square sin wave. Each LE had a recess with 2 shelves and a flat vertical panel they could stick things on. 2nd & 3rd form still used flat tables and a locker, UF jnr monitors were in the end of the brew room and the quiet room with curtains hanging up to give the impression of privacy. House captain had a dayroom study alcove at the front of the house.
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Yes, that was exactly the same arrangement in my time, only the top side of the top table, had their books on it.
Ping pong on those long tables made for wonderful "Smashes" but very poor direection !
Ping pong on those long tables made for wonderful "Smashes" but very poor direection !
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Land, Sea and Air comes to mind for passing ADB down the table – Land was the "A Decent bit of Bread" bread slice rubbed along the table, Sea was being passed and dipped in every kiff bowl as it came down and finally Air meant the bread slice was thrown in the general direction of the requestor
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Bread slices, were only "Ordered" by Monitors, and were specified as (eg) "Two 3/8 inch".
The task of producing these was carried out by the most junior boys, sitting at the bottom end of the table -- next to the cross table, where the bread was situated ---- loaves sliced lenghways, placed face down.
Non-Monitors, had to come down and cut their own --- anybody who couldn't cut straight, was unpopular !
I still feel this way today !!!
The task of producing these was carried out by the most junior boys, sitting at the bottom end of the table -- next to the cross table, where the bread was situated ---- loaves sliced lenghways, placed face down.
Non-Monitors, had to come down and cut their own --- anybody who couldn't cut straight, was unpopular !
I still feel this way today !!!

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With regards to toyces, I have just googled the word and was suprised to see that it is used as a Christian/given name. There is a La Toyce Lee (f) and a Toyce Le Grange (m) both registered on Facebook. (Now going to look for Lav-End Lestrange and Bocker Batty.)
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You have heard it all before
Crug-Bread
Kiph-Tea
Flab-Margarine
Muck-Jam
Podge-Porridge
Cheese-National Carbolic soap
Toenail Slush-Italian mince.
Bonfasts- These probably got C.H. the well deserved mention in the ' Encyclopaedia Of Human Cruelty' if your house number was say 15 everybody in the house was entitled to give you 15 slaps on the back. It had been known for people to use cricket stumps. They were outlawed the year before I arrived, but they happened occasionally. There is a strong rumour that an old Blue wrote the training handbook for the Gestapo.
Crug-Bread
Kiph-Tea
Flab-Margarine
Muck-Jam
Podge-Porridge
Cheese-National Carbolic soap
Toenail Slush-Italian mince.
Bonfasts- These probably got C.H. the well deserved mention in the ' Encyclopaedia Of Human Cruelty' if your house number was say 15 everybody in the house was entitled to give you 15 slaps on the back. It had been known for people to use cricket stumps. They were outlawed the year before I arrived, but they happened occasionally. There is a strong rumour that an old Blue wrote the training handbook for the Gestapo.
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What I can think of:
We still do trades in house
People use the word buff for fit/attractive
Of course squits has survived
Quiz and ego
We do use the term lav ends!
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Bait-obvious
That's it really.
We still do trades in house
People use the word buff for fit/attractive
Of course squits has survived
Quiz and ego
We do use the term lav ends!
Moist-immature
Bait-obvious
That's it really.
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Nice to see some of the old one still survive.
One or two of the above are new to mr, though.
One or two of the above are new to mr, though.
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For some unknown reason the word 'drut' recently came into my head so I thought I should post while I remembered!
Whether it was a word peculiar to Maine A in the mid sixties or a more general term of CH slang I don't recall at this distance.
It was a derisory term for somebody considered wet and pathetic who needed to 'man up' to use the modern vernacular.
Whether it was a word peculiar to Maine A in the mid sixties or a more general term of CH slang I don't recall at this distance.
It was a derisory term for somebody considered wet and pathetic who needed to 'man up' to use the modern vernacular.
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I certainly don't remember this one, so must be Maine A.Mid A 15 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:39 pmFor some unknown reason the word 'drut' recently came into my head so I thought I should post while I remembered!
Whether it was a word peculiar to Maine A in the mid sixties or a more general term of CH slang I don't recall at this distance.
It was a derisory term for somebody considered wet and pathetic who needed to 'man up' to use the modern vernacular.
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We used 'drut' in Peele B in the 60's. Whether it came up from Maine A when some of them transferred to Senior houses, I don't know.
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I recall the incident in question, which was a setup. We smuggled a 'Hamburg Roast' out of dining hall for the sole purpose of giving Bogwasher Bill heart failure, and were in the adjacent stall when he found it. Stifling laughs was painful... A Hamburg Roast was a sausagemeat-based dish, 2 of which fed a whole table, so you can guess the length and girth, and it looked exactly like a gynormous richard. Suffice it to say the lid wouldn't close. Credit where credit is due - the evil genius behind this was one Chris 'Derek' Baker, I think...Richard Ruck wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:49 pmapologies in advance to those of a sensitive nature -
The bocker whose job it was to clean the bogs in Mid.B. had a habit of regaling anyone who would listen to him about his latest discoveries therein :
"Gawd, it was THAT big, buggered if I can shift it, can't get it round the bend, wot 'ave you lot bin eating?" etc. etc.
Real perpetrators were generically called Submarine Jim, Polaris Pete, or Minelayer Mike (floaters...)
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Spell it backwards...Mid A 15 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:39 pmFor some unknown reason the word 'drut' recently came into my head so I thought I should post while I remembered!
Whether it was a word peculiar to Maine A in the mid sixties or a more general term of CH slang I don't recall at this distance.
It was a derisory term for somebody considered wet and pathetic who needed to 'man up' to use the modern vernacular.
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This reminded me of an argument between our antipodean cousins plus UK contingent versus the USA gang.
Americans use the word "drug" where we use "dragged" (as in we dragged the body out of the ditch). To them "dragged" is totally wrong, unacceptable....
Son - “Dad - I want to get into organised crime when I grow up”
Father - “That’s nice son - Private or Government?”
Father - “That’s nice son - Private or Government?”