Getting A Bollocking

Euterpe13 · Post by **Euterpe13** » Mon May 08, 2006 3:21 pm

midget wrote:
J.R. wrote:
Euterpe13 wrote:We received " Civics classes " at Hertford - long meandering explanations of the US elective system , entre autres sujets : extremely useful and relevant ...
.................... I hate to think how 'useful' your sex education classes were, then !!
What sex education classes?

I echo that - sex education was limited to the bio lab, and usually involved sexual and asexual reproduction of the hydra....

loringa · Post by **loringa** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:14 pm

A Dirty Old Jack wrote:I also remember R N 'Killer' Fry (ex-Royal Marine Commandos)

Killer Fry was a Para not a Royal Marine - people have been shot for less! Actually, you can have some fun with this - Paras and Bootnecks make much of 'hating' each other so you can wind both up simultaneously.

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:24 pm

loringa wrote:Actually, you can have some fun with this - Paras and Bootnecks make much of 'hating' each other so you can wind both up simultaneously.

Are you a fast runner, then?

loringa · Post by **loringa** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:59 pm

Fast runner - no but I'm very brave sitting at my desk in the Ministry. A bit like our beloved PM and his fondness for sending his troops into unnecessary, probably ilegal and ultimately unwinnable wars!

loringa · Post by **loringa** » Mon May 08, 2006 5:01 pm

and misspelt - illegal - sorry.

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:13 pm

My daughter (Lower Sixth) is refusing to go to sex ed. classes.

She and her (twin) brother had a long discussion one night about how they were non-identical and why, all the way through 'A quetion of sport'

It had me in stitiches, they were 5 and a half, and they were absolutely accurate.

My oldest got a condom wallet in his Christmas stocking when he was 16, his friends thought it was very cool.

Laura M · Post by **Laura M** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:37 am

Citizen classes consisted of Mrs Ireland ranting on in a rather left wing style aobut the evils of the military, not sure what we were meant to learn but I certainly learnt nothing a bit like RS!!

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:45 am

englishangel wrote: My daughter (Lower Sixth) is refusing to go to sex ed. classes.
She and her (twin) brother had a long discussion one night about how they were non-identical and why, all the way through 'A quetion of sport'

It had me in stitiches, they were 5 and a half, and they were absolutely accurate.

My oldest got a condom wallet in his Christmas stocking when he was 16, his friends thought it was very cool.

I'm intrigued as to why ???

Incidently, if you hadn't left a space between 'sex' and 'ed'. and removed the full-stop, thus:-

My daughter (Lower Sixth) is refusing to go to sexed classes.

It would have given a totally different meaning to the sentence ??

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:39 pm

J.R. wrote:
englishangel wrote: My daughter (Lower Sixth) is refusing to go to sex ed. classes.
She and her (twin) brother had a long discussion one night about how they were non-identical and why, all the way through 'A quetion of sport'

It had me in stitiches, they were 5 and a half, and they were absolutely accurate.

My oldest got a condom wallet in his Christmas stocking when he was 16, his friends thought it was very cool.
I'm intrigued as to why ???

Incidently, if you hadn't left a space between 'sex' and 'ed'. and removed the full-stop, thus:-

My daughter (Lower Sixth) is refusing to go to sexed classes.

It would have given a totally different meaning to the sentence ??

She is not going because she reckons that what I haven't told her (and I haven't missed much) she will have more fun finding out for herself.

Fair enough, as last Sunday's dinner discussion was about the sin of Onan I reckon they know enough.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:01 pm

englishangel wrote:
J.R. wrote:
englishangel wrote: My daughter (Lower Sixth) is refusing to go to sex ed. classes.
She and her (twin) brother had a long discussion one night about how they were non-identical and why, all the way through 'A quetion of sport'

It had me in stitiches, they were 5 and a half, and they were absolutely accurate.

My oldest got a condom wallet in his Christmas stocking when he was 16, his friends thought it was very cool.
I'm intrigued as to why ???

Incidently, if you hadn't left a space between 'sex' and 'ed'. and removed the full-stop, thus:-

My daughter (Lower Sixth) is refusing to go to sexed classes.

It would have given a totally different meaning to the sentence ??

She is not going because she reckons that what I haven't told her (and I haven't missed much) she will have more fun finding out for herself.

Fair enough, as last Sunday's dinner discussion was about the sin of Onan I reckon they know enough.

What a fascinating subject for the dining-table !!

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:04 pm

J.R. wrote: What a fascinating subject for the dining-table !!

Prompted by some amusingly-shaped root vegetables, no doubt!

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:13 pm

I think my son just threw it in as a new topic of conversation when it went quiet.

Euterpe13 · Post by **Euterpe13** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:40 am

Not the usual ice-breaker topic... one would have expected upcoming films, the situation in Iran or even the menace of extinction of the polar bear, but Onan.....?

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:45 am

Euterpe13 wrote:Not the usual ice-breaker topic... one would have expected upcoming films, the situation in Iran or even the menace of extinction of the polar bear, but Onan.....?

He is a 17 year old boy, and was trying to embarrass his mother

Euterpe13 · Post by **Euterpe13** » Wed May 10, 2006 7:48 am

englishangel wrote:
Euterpe13 wrote:Not the usual ice-breaker topic... one would have expected upcoming films, the situation in Iran or even the menace of extinction of the polar bear, but Onan.....?
He is a 17 year old boy, and was trying to embarrass his mother

Don't imagine that it worked ....