Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:43 pm

blondie95 wrote:well of course i like to see what you lot get up to

'twas always thus! The ladies have such purity .... until you look at what lies underneath, so to speak

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:44 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:
DavebytheSea wrote:
Ruthie-Baby wrote: Well I don't have one...
Would
That I could
A muse
You.
Think I've found myself in the smutty section, haven't I? Or is it poetry?

What do you mean "found"? Lost ourselves again have we, Ruthie-Baby?

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:48 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:What do you mean "found"? Lost ourselves again have we, Ruthie-Baby?

Ok. I'm lost. Are we all happy now? Because I got told off before (when I was somewhere else on the forum - NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE before you ask) and got told off for not knowing I was lost. Dammit.

Mrs C. · Post by **Mrs C.** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:49 pm

Perhaps we should start a " lost people " thread......

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:49 pm

Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:51 pm

J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?

Oh JR this time you made me laugh! And I'm sitting at my desk at work, pretending to work, so laughing at the computer isn't a great plan. But thank you.

But I don't think you mean healthy, I think you mean nasty.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:53 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:
J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?
Oh JR this time you made me laugh! And I'm sitting at my desk at work, pretending to work, so laughing at the computer isn't a great plan. But thank you.

But I don't think you mean healthy, I think you mean nasty.

Or as the great Billy Connolly put it..............

'like eating milk stained cardboard !'

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:53 pm

J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?

Surely, J.R. a single muse is just one of those knobbly lumps.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:54 pm

J.R. wrote:
Or as the great Billy Connolly put it..............

'like eating milk stained cardboard !'

Yeah, and for those of us who don't like milk, that's not good

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:54 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:
J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?
Surely, J.R. a single muse is just one of those knobbly lumps.

what knobbly lumps???

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:59 pm

SMUTT WARNING !!

SMUTT WARNING !!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:00 pm

Better ask Plum!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:02 pm

J.R. wrote:SMUTT WARNING !!

SMUTT WARNING !!

Don't worry J.R.. We're already in the smut thread so there is no-one here to take offence.

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:18 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:
DavebytheSea wrote:
Ruthie-Baby wrote: Well I don't have one...
Would
That I could
A muse
You.
Think I've found myself in the smutty section, haven't I? Or is it poetry?

could be both, im sure the lads could have a go at turning it into poetry (no offense anyone)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:17 pm

Before you start going tut-tut!
And accuse me of writing just smut
You should read some of Chaucer,
You will find he is coarser
But none of his stuff will be cut.

I think this should be on the limerick thread, so I may place a copy of it there where I see both Mrs C and Blondie have done some magnificent stuff.