Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc)

midget · Post by **midget** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:38 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:
J.R. wrote:Surely, a muse is a three quarter full bowl of that healthy breakfast cereal ?
Oh JR this time you made me laugh! And I'm sitting at my desk at work, pretending to work, so laughing at the computer isn't a great plan. But thank you.

But I don't think you mean healthy, I think you mean nasty.

There is a website something like http://www.workfriendly.info that allegedly hides what you are doing when you should be working. I don't know if it works, because my computer is in my playroom/study/workroom and I can do what I like. TEEHEE

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:40 pm

But do you write Limericks therein a la Ruthie-Baby?

midget · Post by **midget** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:41 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:But do you write Limericks therein a la Ruthie-Baby?

A poet I ain't

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:44 pm

nor am i, mine are written in the spur of the moment as i know if i really thought about it i would never get there! What is there comes straight off the tongue!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:48 pm

blondie95 wrote:nor am i, mine are written in the spur of the moment as i know if i really thought about it i would never get there! What is there comes straight off the tongue!

Such papillation is great fun
I hope you write another one
And should it come fom off your cheek
Pray let me, Blondie, have a peek.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:14 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:But do you write Limericks therein a la Ruthie-Baby?

no one writes as bad limericks as mine. I know they are pants.

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:40 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:
no one writes as bad limericks as mine. I know they are pants.

Well we all need those sometimes.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:47 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:
Ruthie-Baby wrote:
no one writes as bad limericks as mine. I know they are pants.
Well we all need those sometimes.

I'm sorry, bad limericks are never needed.

Mrs C. · Post by **Mrs C.** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:50 pm

I don`t think that`s what DBTS was refering to!

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:50 pm

Mrs C. wrote:I don`t think that`s what DBTS was refering to!

Really???

Mrs C. · Post by **Mrs C.** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:52 pm

on the other hand.......

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:31 pm

Mrs C. wrote:on the other hand.......

well he's not refuted it so it must be true

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:39 pm

Diverted from the we must be serious self-moderation thread:

I was vaguely thinking about writing a limerick about it as I saw the unlikely poetry. Unfortunately I couldn't get naked at work, so I couldn't answer.

The answer is, of course, a rabbit. It's a long-haired fluffy thing, absolutely massive. His name's Serge, short for Sergio Leone (excuse spelling?) and he belongs (sorry owns) a uni friend of mine called Susan.

And her daughter who was about 12 at the time took the pic so I'm sorry it's blurry. Serge was wriggling...

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:53 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:Diverted from the we must be serious self-moderation thread:

I was vaguely thinking about writing a limerick about it as I saw the unlikely poetry. Unfortunately I couldn't get naked at work, so I couldn't answer.

The answer is, of course, a rabbit. It's a long-haired fluffy thing, absolutely massive. His name's Serge, short for Sergio Leone (excuse spelling?) and he belongs (sorry owns) a uni friend of mine called Susan.

And her daughter who was about 12 at the time took the pic so I'm sorry it's blurry. Serge was wriggling...

A limerick written in the nude
Is often rather rude
Sometimes it's best
To write when dressed.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:57 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:
Ruthie-Baby wrote:Diverted from the we must be serious self-moderation thread:

I was vaguely thinking about writing a limerick about it as I saw the unlikely poetry. Unfortunately I couldn't get naked at work, so I couldn't answer.

The answer is, of course, a rabbit. It's a long-haired fluffy thing, absolutely massive. His name's Serge, short for Sergio Leone (excuse spelling?) and he belongs (sorry owns) a uni friend of mine called Susan.

And her daughter who was about 12 at the time took the pic so I'm sorry it's blurry. Serge was wriggling...
A limerick written in the nude
Is often rather rude
Sometimes it's best
To write when dressed.

you even do poetry in the straight threads. damn. won't ask where you are...