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Ruthie-Baby wrote:
Richard Ruck wrote:
Ruthie-Baby wrote: obviously.

we didn't know (or maybe I just didn't read the detail) that he was Scottish. That explains it.
A good point! Just becuse the incident happened in a Scottish fishing port I should not have just assumed that the perpetrator was in fact a Scotsman. It's just too easy to sterotype, isn't it?

The bloke could just as easily have been an American tourist who slipped into the water and wanted to 'thank' the beastie for rescuing him.
Ha! Much more likely methinks
I bet they had a WHALE of a time !!!
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soc wrote:How did the guy get caught?
Scottish fishermen use special nets - they catch everything. A damn nuisance as far as Cornish fisheries go - they are always down here catching mines and American tourists as well as mackerel
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And did the porpoise make an appearance in court?
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soc wrote:And did the porpoise make an appearance in court?
it was a dolphin not a porpoise
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Whatever it is, it is still a sick story! What ever makes people want to boff animals?
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soc wrote:Whatever it is, it is still a sick story! What ever makes people want to boff animals?
don't ask me I can't imagine...
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I somehow think this is a long way from smutty inuendo. Think we are guilty of digressing again?
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soc wrote:I somehow think this is a long way from smutty inuendo. Think we are guilty of digressing again?
yeah, absolutely no smutty innuendo here at all. Another ironic moment on the forum...
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Naughty us!
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soc wrote:Naughty us!
yeah, you think by now DBTS would have joined in...!
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Come to think of it, I am surprised that he hasn't added his wit to this conversation.
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ive just read the last two pages and there was no smut in sight-random chat yes but no smut

Maybe we should have a new thread for random chat? actually no dont think that would work it would probably digress onto smut!
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How are you, Amy? We haven't spoken for a day or two! :(
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i assume bf is playing computer games
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im very well thank you been very busy, spent 2 1/2 hours in haridressers after work today getting hair so by time i got in and had dinner i feel ready for bed! The bf is not playing games,he went to bed ages ago as he is in training for a 10k run in couple of weeks and has been out running every night after work-apparentl makes him too tired to sit at computer and play games!
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