Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc.)

[UserRequestedRemoval]

I didn't know you had lost your hair in the first place Blondie dear

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

computer games and running - unlikely combination of hobbies (if you can call them that)

who is it that does these, I don't quite see?

[DavebytheSea]

So, ninth in very truth is the lovely Baby-Ruth
(The one who never knows when she is lost)
She vanished out of sight, but we found her, late one night
When she reappeared to post a rude riposte.
Since then she's in a rut where she can't escape the smut
Except, that is, when she goes home to bed
And then, when in the mood, she writes verses in the nude
Unless she's drinking whisky there instead.

Thank you very much. I only just found this thread.

How did you work out I write limericks in bed and then bring them in and post? Very well deduced!

But what I have only just now deduced is that you sleep in the ........... welll that you don't wear pyjamas!

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

But what I have only just now deduced is that you sleep in the ........... welll that you don't wear pyjamas!

amazing what you can deduce on the internet (I'm not confirming or denying anything!)

for more amazing facts visit myspace.com/ruthiebabymagic haha!

[DavebytheSea]

yeah I've heard that "Show a leg" thing too... can't think where!

It is de rigeur for ladies to be asked to do that when afloat

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

yeah I've heard that "Show a leg" thing too... can't think where!

It is de rigeur for ladies to be asked to do that when afloat

I must have been floating then

[huntertitus]

Is this thread where one should divert to when one wants to post something saucy on another thread?

And if so how do people know where the thread is that the saucy comment answers?

I think I'm losing track of what I mean

Time to take me pills...

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

Is this thread where one should divert to when one wants to post something saucy on another thread?

And if so how do people know where the thread is that the saucy comment answers?

I think I'm losing track of what I mean

Time to take me pills...

yes this is the place

which means lots of conversations will be cut off when more arrive...

and you know where it comes from as the first post should say "diverted from the xxx thread" but I porbably didn't, above, sorry.

Also if you're going to continue jesting in the original thread and someone's said it's diverted, you're going to end up with the diverted one and the original one, so I think everyone should respect the divert and come here, or it'll get really complicated...

[DavebytheSea]

Just spent some time looking at Ruth's My Space. Did you know that she is not 27 at all but 99 years old!! That means she is lawful prey for one of my advanced years

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

Just spent some time looking at Ruth's My Space. Did you know that she is not 27 at all but 99 years old!! That means she is lawful prey for one of my advanced years

yeah well I don't want the world knowing how old I am...

like I don't want the world knowing what gEnder I am (did I admit it on MySpace? - damn)...

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

anyway I'm either 31 years younger than you or 31 years older (if my maths is right)... too big age gap either way I'm afraid...

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

oh cr@p it's not

[DavebytheSea]

[Ruthie-Baby(old a/c)]

don't laugh at me

[DavebytheSea]

lol! Sorry! Just pleased that 30 or so odd years makes little difference! lol. oops! Sorry again!