Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc.)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:09 pm

...... and I've been working!

UserRequestedRemoval · Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:10 pm

Hello Dave

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:14 pm

soc wrote:Hello Dave

Not so keen on the abbreviation ever since - very many years ago - a student had a crush on me. She used to come sailing with me and would come into my cabin and sit on the end of my bunk and say "Hello Dive" (she spoke with a slight cockney accent). It terrified me!!

I have told the story else where on the forum in greater detail.

UserRequestedRemoval · Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:18 pm

Okay David, is that better?

You had a young female after you? I bet that was difficult to deal with

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:25 pm

soc wrote:Okay David, is that better?

You had a young female after you? I bet that was difficult to deal with

Thank you, Sean.

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:27 pm

soc wrote:Okay David, is that better?

You had a young female after you? I bet that was difficult to deal with

Well I was young and innocent then - and she was a student

No probs now though

UserRequestedRemoval · Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:31 pm

Still, I know from work that female related problems can be a total mine field. If a woman so much as hints at sexual innuendo and all hell breaks loose.

I once saw my immediate boss get the sack because he told a female employee that she looked lovely. She screamed sex abuse and he got the heave ho!!!

From that moment on I only ever spoke to women with witnesses present

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:39 pm

soc wrote:From that moment on I only ever spoke to women with witnesses present

The safest course - but much less exciting!

UserRequestedRemoval · Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:43 pm

Boring but safe as you say. away from work, that is completely different ball game!!!!!!!!

Should I have said that or is it time for

Diversion

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:46 pm

soc wrote:Boring but safe as you say. away from work, that is completely different ball game!!!!!!!!

Should I have said that or is it time for

Diversion

No - it's ok Sean we are there already!

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:11 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:
soc wrote:Boring but safe as you say. away from work, that is completely different ball game!!!!!!!!

Should I have said that or is it time for

Diversion
No - it's ok Sean we are there already!

ha ha ha ha ha

UserRequestedRemoval · Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:57 pm

Well you have to be so careful sometimes, that's why I put the diversion in

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:00 pm

soc wrote:Well you have to be so careful sometimes, that's why I put the diversion in

oh well it proves I'm not the only lost person

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:08 pm

diverted from the mallets mallet thread

Ruthie-Baby wrote:MERRING

this is the seven characteristics of a living organism the only thing i learnt in biology at CH

movement
excretion
respiration
reproduction
irritation
nutrition
growth

just thought I'd share that

by the way I haven't read the whole topic but we're not playing mallets mallet. the TV programme by that name insisted you linked each word back to the original, not the most recent word in the chain. which was far more boring and affected every time i tried to play the game we ARE playing with any school friends because they'd all seem it on TV. but I don't know the name of the game we are playing and I can hardly interrupt the sequence to find out.

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:20 pm

Oh! I think you should!