Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc.)

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:50 am

Absolute deluge of rain this morning in Battersea

englishangel · Post by **englishangel** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:43 pm

We have rain, hail, sun, thunder etc. etc. about the only thin we haven't had today is snow, still time for that I suppose.

It was bucketing down at 10.40am and I had the golf on from the Grove (about 10 miles east of us) and there was brilliant sunshine.

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:42 pm

we had a torrential and i mean torrential downpour at about 3am this morning, i woke up and realised i was stil drunk from being out that night

then thismorning at about 10:30 the rain was hoirzontally coming down......... now that doesnt make sense but you know what i mean

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:55 pm

Were you still Brahms and Liszt when you wrote that Amy?

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:02 pm

no just suffering from a carpet mouth and headache-oh and slight world spinning every time i moved my head!

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:06 pm

Oh how I wish I had seen that, I get the feeling that you are very amusing when not teetotal

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:13 pm

Almost everyone is

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:26 pm

my old housemates at uni said i was the nices drunked, i didnt get bulshy or loud i just enjoyed myself would dance away till the sun goes down and have a lot of laughter, i would always wake up with sore stomach muscles from laughing so much

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:27 pm

Oh I don't know, I have known a few people who jusr get tearful when they are drunk

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:30 pm

i did occasionally, but i know now to not drink wine when feeling a bt down, Vodka ismuch better

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:34 pm

soc wrote:Oh I don't know, I have known a few people who jusr get tearful when they are drunk

Amateur drinkers, Soc, as are chavs who down a couple of pints of Stella then want to beat the world to a pulp !

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:37 pm

very true

UserRequestedRemoval · Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:40 pm

Oh I agree, after a few pints, all I want to do is do wheelies in my wheelchair. I did try to see how many toes I could crush by whizzing down the length of the bar after loads of people jumped the queue

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:44 pm

J.R. wrote:
soc wrote:Oh I don't know, I have known a few people who jusr get tearful when they are drunk
Amateur drinkers, Soc, as are chavs who down a couple of pints of Stella then want to beat the world to a pulp !

Only a couple of pints?

So it's true their brains are smaller than the human variety!

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:44 pm

and how many was that?